At what point will I learn that no matter how good it feels to shove a Qtip allllll the way down in my ear and swirl it around to itch in there, that the next day my ears are going to hurt really really bad? I mean really, I do this shit at least once a week. And then, when they hurt I keep sticking my fingers in them and wiggling them around and guess what?
THAT DOESN’T MAKE THEM FEEL ANY BETTER. Someone needs to confiscate my Qtip supply. Although, that wouldn’t really help because I also love sticking paper clips in my ears. And, you can’t hide all the paper clips in the world.

One thought on “Ouch

  1. When I first started reading this, I was thinking \”At least you don\’t stick paper clips in your ears like your mom does!\” But then I kept reading an I was wrong, you do!


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