Reasons I could never be famous
1. I have never had a DUI
2. I don’t do drugs
3. I’ve never had a DUI
4. I keep my clothes on
5. I’ve never had a DUI
6. I don’t have an eating disorder
7. I have never been to rehab
8. I had kids and I didn’t pawn them of on nannies or mannies
9. I’m still married
10. I have not dated my best friends husband or ex husband
11. I have never let my boyfriend wreck my Mercedes
12. I don’t have 15 leased Mercedes in my driveway that are all blacked out and pimped
13. I don’t have a tan
14. I’ve never had my kids visit me in rehab
and last but not least
15. I’ve never been to rehab and then gotten a DUI while sporting my 90 day sober AA chip and claiming I don’t do coke yet having a usable amount in my car
I guess I can never be famous
misguidedmommy.com 
Oh you forgot about the part where you must wear ginormously huge sunglasses. Famous people wear weird sunglasses.
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well good thing!! but i am a fan so u should take that off the list
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Why the hell do famous people have such a hard time being normal? How hard is it to just stay in and eat some fucking ice cream? Anyways, seeing fat famous people would be way cooler than seeing drunk/high famous people.
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wow all I can say is wow…thank god you will never be famous…
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