- That bitch nurse bicking my girl parts with a dry fucking disposable razor (skank slut whore). She will do this even if I bick it myself.
- The skank whore who will try 5 times to insert an IV into my arms and then tape it down in a manner that scrunches the needle so far in my arm making the IV become the most painful part of the day.
- The catheter. I don’t like catheters! Last time I convinced the lady not to catheter me until after my epidural and my doctor about killed that lady.
- That shot of acid reflux medicine they give you. It taste like whiskey and nyquil mixed together.
- When the lady has to come in and change my towel before I’m allowed to get up and potty myself. (I think this happens even when you don’t have a section).
Don’t get me wrong. I looove having sections. It’s just the above five things that I could do with out!