This is the second day in a row this scene has taken place at work
Me: What honey
Brandon: I cooka eggs
Me: Walks out to find two eggs cracked on the floor and scrambled by hands with proud two year old standing there saying I COOKA EGGS I COOKA EGGS
Today however, he cracked his eggs, scrambled them, then put himself in time out and yelled MAMA I MAKEA MESS I COOKA EGGS!
How smart is he that he put himself into time out on his own?