Whats that on my doorstep?

I came home today to find this on my doorstep?
What is it?
HMMMM WHAT COULD IT BE?

IT’S PACKING PEANUTS!!!!!!!!!!!


SURPRISES MAKE ME DO THIS


IT’S PIZZA!!!!!!! BUT NOT JUST ANY PIZZA!!!

IT’S PIZZA FROM….

NOW I’M REALLY EXCITED (APPARENTLY SO ARE THE VEINS IN MY NECK)

I MEAN REAAAAAAAAL EXCITED

LOOK FRESH OUT OF THE OVEN NEW YORK GARLIC KNOTS

OUCH THATS HOT..I SHOULD LET MY FOOD COOL DOWN

THE PIZZA IS READY THE PIZZA IS READY

OH YEAH BABY, NO FORK AND KNIFE HERE!

MMMMMM IT’S LICK YOUR LIPS GOOD
THIS POST IS COURTESY OF PATTY! WE WERE CHATTING ON VALENTINES DAY AND SOME GOT GOT TO TALKING ABOUT NEW YORK PIZZA. I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN HOW MUCH SHE SHOULD APPRECIATE LIVING IN NYC WHERE SHE COULD GET ALL THE NYC PIZZA SHE WANTED. SHE ASKED ME IF IT COULD POSSIBLY BE THAT DIFFERENT AND I WAS ALL UMMM ITS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PILE OF DOG SHIT AND A BAR OF CHOCOLATE. OR MAYBE LIKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AUTHENTIC MEXICAN TACOS, AND TACO BELL. IT’S! NOT! THE! SAME! WE CONTINUED CHATTING AND I WAS LIKE YEAH YOU REALLY SHOULD FEEL LUCKY. HER RESPONSE WAS, WELL I’M SURE NEVADA HAS SOME SPECIALTY FOODS. I WAS LIKE YEAH WE HAVE BUFFETS AND BAD CHINESE. SHE JUST LAUGHED AT ME, BUT I WAS DEAD SERIOUS. HERE IN NEVADA WE HAVE NOTHING AT ALL THAT WE ARE FAMOUS FOR, OR THAT I WOULD MISS IF I LEFT (JEN AND LEE WOULD ARGUE THAT NEVADA HAS PORT OF SUBS, BUT SO DO OTHER STATES, NO OTHER STATE HAS NEW YORK PIZZA.) ALL THE SUDDEN PATTY ASKED FOR MY ADDRESS AND TOLD ME SHE WAS SENDING ME A NEW YORK PIZZA VIA IWANTNYPIZZA.COM. I NEARLY DIED RIGHT THEN AND THERE. THAT WAS THURSDAY. THUS BEGAN COUNTDOWN TO PIZZA DAY!

TODAY WAS THE BIG DAY. I WOKE UP FEELING EXTRA HAPPY. I BUDGETED MY CALORIES SO I COULD INDULGE AND I RUSHED HOME. I GOT HERE AND THERE IT WAS. MY VERY OWN NEW YORK PIZZA. IT WAS GOOD. IT WAS DELICIOUS. IT WAS PROBABLY ACTUALLY ONE OF THE MOST THOUGHTFUL GIFTS I HAVE EVER RECEIVED IN MY LIFE, AND NOW I FEEL SAD BECAUSE NEVADA IS FULL OF CRAP AND I HAVE NOTHING THAT COULD EVEN KIND OF COMPARE THAT I CAN SEND BACK TO PATTY. I’M GOING TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT THOUGH, AND WHEN I DO, IT WILL BE GOOD, BUT IT WILL PALE IN COMPARRISON TO FRICKING NEW YORK PIZZA.

MUST STOP TYPING NOW, POSSIBLY DYING FROM CARB OVERLOAD, MUST ROLL FROM COUCH TO BED. LOVE YOU PATTY THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!

PS. IF YOU WANT TO FULLY UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL ABOUT NEW YORK PIZZA, YOU KNOW THAT MOVIE DODGE BALL WHERE BEN STILLER GETS PIZZA, THATS KIND OF HOW I FEEL ABOUT NEW YORK PIZZA.

22 thoughts on “Whats that on my doorstep?

  1. I am so HAPPY that it came on time! I was wondering if you got it so even though it\’s midnight here in good ole NYC, I had to check your blog.I LOVE the pictures you are too cute for words! I\’m so glad it tasted soooo good. It does look yummy! WOW!Silly girl you don\’t have to send me anything back, you have given me so much already with your friendship and your constant support (and kick in the ass) over at the Tummy Tuck Club. I just wanted to do something nice for you.

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  2. Ummm, hello…why was I not invited to dinner tonight? Not that I don\’t enjoy your cooking, but hello? Yummy, warm New York Pizza and I wasn\’t invited…I hate you a little bit right now, especially after thinking about my crappy dinner.

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  3. Angie: She rocks my socks offmrs f: well you win the award for best comment ever!Ginger: I have more come have some. Sorry I would have called you but I was in the worst stomach pain ever (I ate something I was allergic to) so I just wanted to eat and crash. But I have more. Maybe for your next holiday I will send you some. whats next, Washingtons birthday?

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  4. YUM! I am so craving garlic knots now. I have never been to NY so I will take your word on their amazing pizza. I\’m sad for you that you don\’t have any good authentic speciality foods in Reno.

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  5. You should send her a Nothing Bundt Cake. It\’s next to Trader Joe\’s. They are AMAZING! When you go in they offer a free sample. We just got the store in Reno pretty recently. They are very popular in Las Vegas. I have introduced my friends and now they are all addicted. They have a website. Check them out!Heather

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  6. Heather: I know where nothing bundt cakes is, they are one of our clients. They may be good but they are what I consider a chain place. I want something that only reno has, I\’m thinking more along the lines of a napoleon from the locally owned cake and flower shop!

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  7. Heather: OMG Awful awful would be fricking perfect but there is no possible way I could send that. Josefs is good but you have to try the cake and flower shop, they kick josefs ass! they made brandons birthday cake and for my moms birthday all she wanted was one of their neopolions. i shit you not, go try it, its on ralston behind dons pharmacy. the lady who owned it lived in the house for 50 something years and then just started baking out of it. the front room is now where you place orders! their eclares will blwo you away too1

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  8. I will give them a try! By the way, when are we going to see some updated before and after weight loss pics with your jeans? You look great. I can see in your face that you have lost a lot of weight. That is so awesome! Now we need the full body shot!Heather

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  9. Heather: why are you anon it\’s driving me nuts. also, here is the link to my most current pictureshttp://phatsophotos.blogspot.com/2008/01/fancy-version.htmlif that link doesnt work write to me at wilddreemer@yahoo.com and i\’ll send you the link there. or go to my tuesday tummy tuck site and down on the right under labels click goal photos

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  10. Did you know that I only live 1 1/2 hours from New York city, and I have never had New York pizza? It is insanity. I can never make it to the city, because I keep having babies!

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  11. Yes, I know that I owe you your chocolates, No, I did not forget. I just don\’t want to overwhelm you with countdowns! 🙂 Now you can say you\’ve had specialty Oregon chocolates!

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  12. Wow that pizza does look mighty tasty. Can she give me a 800 number to order one of those?? Yum! And I loved the post about the fish. I would love a death defying sucker fish. How do your cats not eat the fish?

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