I’m an over wiper. Yes I said it. I like to make sure I do a good job wiping. Which is why at least once a week I reach down to get in a really good wipe and,
I find my hand touching the toilet water. The toilet water I just peed in. Don’t you hate it when that happens?
That doesn’t happen to you?
Well then I digress.
Yesterday my cousin Lisa and I went to visit Ben n Jerrys. We were enjoying some ice cream when I decided I had to pee. I trotted off to the bathroom and mid walk my Iphone beeped in my pocket. So I pulled it out and started reading an email from my new pal Katie. I pee, wipe and flush.
I said flush.
Nope. This toilet doesn’t flush. Seems it hadn’t for a while because tons of toilet paper is now swirling around. The mom in me kicks in and I reach next to the toilet, grab the plunger and go to work. About 40 seconds into my plunging I freeze and realize I AM PLUNGING BEN N JERRYS TOILET.
What the fuck was I thinking?
I dropped the plunger ran out and mumbled something about the toilet not flushing. Then I hauled ass back in there realizing I hadn’t washed my hands.
How embarrassing is that? What kind of person plunges a public places toilet when they didn’t even plug it?
I’m an ass!
6 thoughts on “Bathroom tales”
I\’m sorry, but this had me cracking up. I think you are over stressed!
Ewwwww. We are just going to believe that you were distracted by Katie\’s text/email and excuse you this time.Hahaha.
Ahhhh Ha Ha! This is hilarious! Although I might have done the same thing at my work, but at least that is a select group of not complete strangers.
That is some funny shit!!! I will admit that the times that I \”over wipe\” my hand has touched said water as well….
You were right, this is effing funny. Josh says I over-wipe too and I am starting to think he is right judging by how many toilets I have clogged. Embarrassing! I have clogged the toilet at his house a number of times (declaring it the smallest toilet hole ever) and then I blame it on his brother as I come out. Mua ha ha.
Better than UNDER wiping, right?Um, I absolutely LOVE the photo under your \”What I\’m Reading\” …too funny!