Via text message:
Lisa: I have some halves of cookies for you
Lisa: They have some bites out of them
Shannon: um okay
Lisa: There are some bites taken out of them, I think a moose got ahold of them
Shannon: A moose huh?
Lisa: Yeah, they were pretty big bites, he really wanted to taste them
Shannon: For safety reasons right
Lisa: Yeah, safety reasons, that’s right
A MOOSE!!!!!!! NICE ONE LISA!