HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

My birthday is tomorrow. Today Patty told me to keep an eye out for Fed Ex. About 20 minutes ago my mom said she saw them leaving. I hauled ass next door to my house and found a giant box on my door step. When I opened it I saw…..


GLORIOUS NEW YORK BAGELS.

I thought o cool she sent me a couple bagels.

NO

She sent me like two dozen or more bagels.


And cream cheese. The best cream cheese I’ve ever had in my life. Cream cheese so good I want to hide it and not share it with Brandon even.

It even had coffee in it and I’m sitting on my hands to avoid brewing coffee at 11:20 in the afternoon.

Of course I just took a little taste of the cream cheese

Heaven! This is what heaven is.

Patty this is the best birthday present I’ve gotten ever!

IN THE HISTORY OF PRESENTS THIS IS THE TOPPER!

I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Aren’t you all so jealous right now!

5 thoughts on “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

  1. Hey now, I mean I know that IS a pretty fucking awesome present, but don\’t forget about the Fantasies in Chocolate that you\’re attending next weekend…hmmm…what about that?And Patty – it\’s on now because now I have to one-up you Shannon\’s bday present!

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  2. Angie: I would love for you both to visit. It would be incredible :)Ginger: you crack me up! um…Fantasies in Chocolate…that is pretty AMAZING GIFT!!! You guys are going to have a blast…dude you one up me already cause you are there to celebrate with her!! LOL!

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