I currently have about 9 boxes of Thin Mints in my pocession. Along with 5 other boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. You see, after I posted about wanting to order some, Nevada Nanny contacted me. I ordered about 5 boxes from her. Then Angie called and I felt bad and ordered a box from her. She, trying to sabotage me and win on the Tuesday Tummy Tuck bets we have going on showed up with TWO boxes of Thin Mints. The next day Katie walked in with TWO more and I was all, "oh fuck mama is going to need some fat pants this month." Only, since then, two weeks ago when I got my first box I have eaten a total of five cookies. My husband is doing an excellent job of making sure I stick to my diet. His way of helping is simply to eat all of the cookies himself. Here is the most recent text message I got from my husband.
"Ate a row of thin mints. Think ima be sick."
Yes. He ate an entire row of Thin Mints after he ate lunch today at work.
Let me also tell you. He and I are trying to be a little healthier. We are even starting to work out together. So last night, we worked out, and then ate a very healthy chicken and spinach taco salad for dinner (mine had black beans). I packed him another salad with more of the spicy chicken for lunch. I portioned it out, gave him some fruit even and thought, "YAY LOOK AT US BEING HEALTHY."
This morning I wake up and see an empty box of Thin Mints on the counter. I thought, hmm maybe Codi pulled one out of the trash and Rob found it in some odd plae this morning. I trashed it and went on my way. Only now I know the real reason the box was out is that my silly husband ate an ENTIRE ROW of Thin Mints for lunch.
My tummy would hurt too babe!