So this is my first time participating in the ultimate blog party. Am I doing it right? Anyway it said to introduce myself.
Hi. I’m Shannon, the Misguided Mommy.
These are my kids. They like to pick on me. Also pictured is my dad, aka Papa, he is the instigator. So last week when my oldest called me a Butt Licker we knew who exactly to blame.
This is Murmaw (aka my mom) she i the one responsible for teaching my children to put stink bugs in their mouth. Ahem, thanks for that…that doesn’t scare me at all.
I’m married to a great guy named Rob. I would show you his picture however the most recent photo I have of him is a big blaring picture of him mooning the camera, and Five Minutes for Mom explicitly said no nudity so, I guess you guys don’t get to see my husband today.
Okay fine, you can see him with his clothes on.
He is handsome isn’t he!
I enjoy tall cups of coffee, large chocolate bars, frozen yogurt, dreaming about Edward from Twilight, reading books, cooking, eating, and being totally honest. I often say bad words, I fully admit that my children are part pure evil. I believe that any mom who says their kids are good all the time are full of crap!
Anyway that is me. What you see is what you get. Stop by, read for a while. Bring an extra pair of undies…often you will find yourself laughing till you piss your pants. (Oh no, does piss count as a bad word? Crap, see I already fail at this).