This conversation takes place this morning while I was attempting to change my maxi pad only seconds after waking up.
Brandon: Mommy what is that for
Me: Oh honey it’s nothing it’s just for mommies okay
Brandon: NO WHAT IS IT?
Me: (sigh) Well umm, it is kinda like a bandaid for mommy
Brandon: OOOOOO are you bleeding out your butt
Me: Uggg, no dear, uh. Mommies have special girl parts that sometimes bleed
Brandon: Turns around pulls open his pants, grabs his man junk and says, "Oh, okay mommy, well today I just have my pee pee so I won’t bleed, bye"
It was too damn early for this talk. And yes I could have said it was like a diaper, but I so don’t need him telling some random person that I’m wearing a diaper. Man, couldn’t he ask me shit like this after I’ve had my coffee?