Marni just did a little post showing the things people googled to find her. Then she asked us to do the same. So, here you go, the things people googled that led them to my blog!
- "my boobs flopped" Why yes they did!
- ladies pretty panties Ummmm?
- mommy fuckers Is this some group I don’t know about yet?
- my husband and father in law both fucked WHO? who did they both fuck, why did it cut off the search?
- shaving for a c section Yes I might know a thing or two about this
- how to fatten up Who in their right mind would want to fucking know how to get fatter?
- neon yellow puke Girl your kid ate a highlighter get over it
- "pregnant pic" -porn First EWWWWW Second, the pregnant pics that guy found on my blog were so the OPPOSITE of porn
- "butt tuft" WTF???
- "caught pooping" woman you’re gross!
- "cheat on my husband" MARNI LOOK I GOT IT TOO!
- "goat titties" I don’t even know what to say here?
- "how to commit someone" in california That’s not nice
- "stick your hand in lava" But…why?
- big ass on my face keep that to yourself
- chocolate mommies fucking Maybe I should stop saying fuck so much
- how to talk dirty for dummies Oy Vey
- i am so miserable in pregnancy i am afraid my husband will hate me after I totally understand honey
- mathers breastfeeding photos Crissy is there something you are not telling me?
- pulling apart butt cheeks Sigh
- wam bam thank u slut Ouch
This was fun. You are all weird. Also, it makes me question what I type if you are finding me by searching about goat titties!
misguidedmommy.com 
OMG! mathers breast feeing photos, WTF!!!!!
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Hilarious! Haha! How do you even find that out? That’s so interesting!
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Pulling butt cheeks apart? Seriously some people must be really bored.
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That is so funny ~ I have no idea how you would even find this out!
People certainly google some weird and wonderful?? things ha ha !!
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What a crazy-ass list. People are strange. I wrote a post about my husband being an asshole. and I had people leaving comments for advice on how to deal with their husbands. Strange? I don’t know how to fix your damn marital problems – I have enough of my own! The internet is weird.
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Where do you find this information? I have feedjit, which tells me SOME of the searches, but I have to look every few days if I want to catch them, they disappear after that…
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Yours was so much more fun than mine, hahaha. I love the chocolate mommies fucking, bet they were bummed eh?
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holy crap, i havent laughed that hard in a while. and seriously, who the fuck types that shit in? man, i guess they dont know that other people can see it too?!
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How did you find all this stuff?? Goat titties huh? Hmm I must be missing a really good post 🙂
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