How did you find me?

Marni just did a little post showing the things people googled to find her.  Then she asked us to do the same.  So, here you go, the things people googled that led them to my blog!

  • "my boobs flopped"  Why yes they did!
  • ladies pretty panties  Ummmm?
  • mommy fuckers   Is this some group I don’t know about yet? 
  • my husband and father in law both fucked  WHO?  who did they both fuck, why did it cut off the search?
  • shaving for a c section  Yes I might know a thing or two about this
  • how to fatten up   Who in their right mind would want to fucking know how to get fatter?
  • neon yellow puke  Girl your kid ate a highlighter get over it
  • "pregnant pic" -porn  First EWWWWW Second, the pregnant pics that guy found on my blog were so the OPPOSITE of porn
  • "butt tuft"   WTF???
  • "caught pooping" woman  you’re gross!
  • "cheat on my husband"  MARNI LOOK I GOT IT TOO!
  • "goat titties"  I don’t even know what to say here?
  • "how to commit someone" in california  That’s not nice
  • "stick your hand in lava"   But…why?
  • big ass on my face   keep that to yourself
  • chocolate mommies fucking   Maybe I should stop saying fuck so much
  • how to talk dirty for dummies Oy Vey
  • i am so miserable in pregnancy i am afraid my husband will hate me after I totally understand honey
  • mathers breastfeeding photos   Crissy is there something you are not telling me?
  • pulling apart butt cheeks    Sigh
  • wam bam thank u slut Ouch

This was fun.  You are all weird.  Also, it makes me question what I type if you are finding me by searching about goat titties!

 

9 thoughts on “How did you find me?

  1. What a crazy-ass list. People are strange. I wrote a post about my husband being an asshole. and I had people leaving comments for advice on how to deal with their husbands. Strange? I don’t know how to fix your damn marital problems – I have enough of my own! The internet is weird.

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  2. Where do you find this information? I have feedjit, which tells me SOME of the searches, but I have to look every few days if I want to catch them, they disappear after that…

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  3. holy crap, i havent laughed that hard in a while. and seriously, who the fuck types that shit in? man, i guess they dont know that other people can see it too?!

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