I was next door at one of my parents rentals today. Suddenly I realized I had to pee so I took off to my house. I got home and ran upstairs and quickly took of my shorts and undies. I did my business and then suddenly thought, "gee, that feels weird, feels like there is something dangling out of my butt." I thought for a second and then realized, in my big rush I DID NOT PULL MY THONG UNDERWEAR DOWN! I had just pottied on my undies!!!!!!!
Once I realized it I had to figure out how to get them off with out covering myself in pee. I took em off, tossed them in the trash (I was in a hurry for a lunch with friends) ran naked back to my bedroom grabbed fresh undies and hurriedly put my clothes on before my husband came in, after all how would I have explained why I was suddenly naked?
I remember now, there is a reason I stopped wearing thongs, at least I only had to pee right!!
6 thoughts on “Ooooh, so that is why I stopped wearing those”
You fucking dork I was to tired to laugh when you told me. That is why I wear nothing!
LOL! Maybe you can ask Brandon and Codi need to review the going potty rules with you! 😛
Awwww man, that is so awesome.
That is too funny. I have almost done the same thing many times. You just can’t tell if they’re up or down sometimes!
You crack me up and I enjoy “Stalking” your blog from time to time.
By the way, I’m Colleen’s Aunt and Olive’s mom.
OMG, I can’t believe I got so far behind in my reader, because I wish I would have read this when it was posted. It is the fucking funniest shit. I totally heart you!