Ginger and I have been friends since the dinosaurs roamed the earth. That being said, Ginger has a habit of giving me really good gifts. This is because Ginger happens to be reallllly great in the kitchen and have a habit of showing up at my house with tasty treats.
This is my Ginger.
THIS TIME SHE OUT DID HERSELF!
You can’t even imagine what I felt when this showed up at my door today.
To give you an idea of how big it is…here is my attempt to stand next to my boyfriend.
Yes, he is a full 6 feet tall. I haven’t gotten shit done all day at work now because I’ve been so busy texting Ginger about all of the dirty things I want to do with my cardboard Edward. Fuck the pocket Edward Patty, this is SOOOO MUCH BETTER!