Shannon: HOW TALL ARE YOU AGAIN?
I NEED TO KNOW JUST HOW HIGH OF HEALS I NEED TO PACK
Cristina Mathers: pretty big
about 5’71/2
Shannon: MY GOSH
Cristina Mathers: but i wear flips
Shannon: THATS 6.75 INCHES MORE THEN ME
Cristina Mathers: hah
i’m a small dick taller than you
Shannon: OMG THATS HILARIOUS
Ahhh. That shit right there totally made my day Chris!
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Now is it just me, or is an almost 7″ dick larger than just ‘a small dick’? I mean according to Wikipedia the average human male dick size is 5 inches.
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I didn’t know you were short. I am 5’10”. If we hung out, I would be the Jolly Green Giant and you would be Sprout.
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You know. I think Chris is onto something…who needs inches when we can measure by dick size!
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