Today's humor

Shannon: HOW TALL ARE YOU AGAIN?
I NEED TO KNOW JUST HOW HIGH OF HEALS I NEED TO PACK
 

Cristina Mathers: pretty big
about 5’71/2

Shannon: MY GOSH

Cristina Mathers: but i wear flips
 

Shannon: THATS 6.75 INCHES MORE THEN ME
 

Cristina Mathers: hah

i’m a small dick taller than you
 

Shannon: OMG THATS HILARIOUS
 

 

Ahhh.  That shit right there totally made my day Chris!

3 thoughts on “Today's humor

  1. Now is it just me, or is an almost 7″ dick larger than just ‘a small dick’? I mean according to Wikipedia the average human male dick size is 5 inches.

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