When you put your underwear on inside out AGAIN.
When you have boob sweat 3 out of 7 days a week.
When someone else notices your boob sweat and tries not to stare but you notice them transfixed on your boob area only not for a good reason like having super awesome perky boobs.
When the lady in the Super Burrito looks at you like a fucking lunitic because you ask for SEVEN sides of hot sauce…and then she says, "SEVEN, for one burrito?"
When the goddamn burrito isn’t even for you, and even though you say it’s for "him" she looks at you like you are full of shit and just embarrassed about your hot sauce addiction.
When you do something sweet by buying your husband a yummy soft serve ice cream and then the fucker melts in the goddamn car all over the seat and car and floor!
When you realize you have to drive to Vegas for 3 days with only $80.00 to your name. Awesome.
When your laundry pile is taller then you!