You know it's a bad week when

When you put your underwear on inside out AGAIN.

When you have boob sweat 3 out of 7 days a week.

When someone else notices your boob sweat and tries not to stare but you notice them transfixed on your boob area only not for a good reason like having super awesome perky boobs.

When the lady in the Super Burrito looks at you like a fucking lunitic because you ask for SEVEN sides of hot sauce…and then she says, "SEVEN, for one burrito?" 

When the goddamn burrito isn’t even for you, and even though you say it’s for "him" she looks at you like you are full of shit and just embarrassed about your hot sauce addiction.

When you do something sweet by buying your husband a yummy soft serve ice cream and then the fucker melts in the goddamn car all over the seat and car and floor!

When you realize you have to drive to Vegas for 3 days with only $80.00 to your name.  Awesome.

When your laundry pile is taller then you!

14 thoughts on “You know it's a bad week when

  1. Awwww! Hope your trip makes up for everything though! Have a nice time! I’ve done the underwear thing, I also went to work one day completely forgetting to put on my bra, was so embaraased. Another time I went to work with my sweat shirt inside out! I feel your pain!

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  2. Ah man! I know the feeling and have been experiencing the boob sweat here too. Hang in there. Vegas with $80 could be a good thing, you won’t spend money you don’t have – just enjoy the sun and er, the sights!?

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  3. Hang in there, I think we’re all having one of those weeks! I hope you have a heck of a time in Vegas, We’re finally going to make it their next Spring! Woot Woot!

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  4. My laundry pile is ALWAYS taller than me. Can’t we just buy a new ward robe each week and donate our laundry to the homeless? It sounds noble to me!

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  5. 1. I wish I had big enough boobs to know what boob sweat is!!!
    2. Mmmmm, Super Burrito sound sooooo good right now.

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  6. Ugghh….boob sweat, I totally get that one as I’m nursing and it’s totally unavoidable unfortunately.
    Laundry sucks. It is always everywhere, ‘specially when you have a little spitter like mine – then it is my clothes and his.
    And the road trip with only $80 to your name, totally btdt and it does make for a craptastic week – hope it gets better!

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  7. Ugghh….boob sweat, I totally get that one as I’m nursing and it’s totally unavoidable unfortunately.
    Laundry sucks. It is always everywhere, ‘specially when you have a little spitter like mine – then it is my clothes and his.
    And the road trip with only $80 to your name, totally btdt and it does make for a craptastic week – hope it gets better!

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