Exactly how many times in one day can one kid say OW? Today Brandon managed to get a black eye jumping on the trampoline and stub his toe. Codi fell off a trampoline ladder and shoved a rolled up poster up his lips causing them to bleed. Aside from those major injuries I have heard ow no less then 30 times from each of them. What the fuck, do they think they are indestructable or made of rubber?
Why is it that mens soap and body wash always leaves them smelling manly and delicious after a shower. Yet our $40.00 super sexy strawberry peach passion plumeria sweet pea body wash leaves us smelling like skin? WHY? If they can figure out what to put in mens soap to make the scent stick why on earth can’t they do that for us? It makes me goddamn crazy every time my husband gets out of the shower and I smell him, but I get out and no one even notices. Fucking soap companies TAKE NOTICE!
How come you have to tell a kid seventeen times to stop jumping on your fucking couch but you only have to tell them once to eat there dessert?
Why does the good stuff never go on sale? Seriously, I can buy chicken on sale, and veggies on sale, but I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen cheesecake on sale, or the good Godiva chocolate.
Why is it kids only want dad when he isn’t there? But when he is there they would rather jump in your face and annoy the ever loving shit out of you by jumping from your couch to your ottoman to their little table and back to the couch.
How come a kid could want spaghetti all day, do nothing but talk about spaghetti all day, whine for spaghetti, but then suddenly demand chicken nuggets just because little brother is having them. The same goes with toys. All toys should be sold in pairs so that moms and dads don’t have to spend countless hours listening to their kids argue over a paper bag.
Why i it kids can get away with having asshole little attitudes yet I am supposed to be all sugar and spice just because I’m old enough to know better? Bullshit! I want to get away with telling people NO and stomping my feet and throwing shit at peoples heads when I don’t like them. Really, the world would be a better place if I could just throw a brick at people who piss me off.
Why are mens thighs always smaller then womens? Even fat guys still have little thighs. Unless you weigh about 100 pounds chances are your husband has smaller thighs then you. I know God was all pissed off about the apple and all, but shit did he really have to punish us this much. It was just a fucking apple, Its not like we ate his last piece of double chocolate cake.
What do you wonder about?