I never thought I would be the first one of my friends married. I always assumed I would be 30 and still playing the game.
I never thought I would wish I hadn’t sold my fat pants.
I never thought I would utter the words, “put your poop down, that is not play dough!”
I never thought I would miss the slightly sweet smell of a newborns diaper.
I never thought I would file bankruptcy.
I never thought my life would become more informed and improved from bankruptcy.
I never expected to trade in y girly books to read the bible or books on money management. http://www.totalmoneymakeover.com/
I never knew that a four year old could poop that much.
I never expected to hear my son say “look how much I pooped, it’s big huh mom?”
I never thought I would have to tell another kid to take my kids poop out of his mouth.
I never expected to be the mom who wanted to bring the best preschool snacks just so I could win at preschool.
I never thought I would rely so heavily on a calendar and schedule. If I forget my Iphone my world collapses with out Ical.
I never thought I would be 27 and still not know how to spell calendar. Thank God for spell check.
I never thought I would grow up and think that putting a cute shirt over my pajama pants would be a perfectly acceptable outfit.
I never knew I would still be on drugs at this age, I just traded in recreational ones for legal ones. Wooohooo for being legal huh?
I never expected to prefer wine to chugging Aftershock straight out of the bottle.
I never thought I would spend the morning looking for shirts that cover my boobs rather then spend an hour figuring out which one would push them up and show them off the most.