I have to shave my legs before I wash them
I have one black hair on my boob and it drives me nuts, thank God I haven’t cut off my nipple shaving it
I used to have my nipples pierced
My belly button has been pierced three separate times
I love my toenails to be clean
I won’t touch my feet
I believe that brushing my teeth in the shower gets them cleaner then in the sink
I have a hard time remembering to floss
Every time I go to the dentist they catch me
I hate the Stairmaster, and if you see one on fire, to quote Dre and Eminem, When the cops show up I’ll be next to a burnt down Stairmaster, with a can full of gas and a handful of matches still wasn’t found out!
I may or may not have rocked out to that song by Poison on the way home EVERY ROSE HAS A THORN, JUST LIKE EVERY COWBOY HAS A SAD SAD SONG.
I am embarrassed I knew who sang that song
I secretly love Cher
I am obsessed at becoming a champ at the Plank position at the gym
I shook like a leaf the other day trying it
I have tickets to the midnight showing of New Moon Thursday night.
I am tempted not to drink anything the entire day so I don’t risk having to pee while Edward is on the screen.
I burned myself cooking last night…how am I still such a rookie
It took me forever to write this blog because I never have time anymore
I am so behind on reading blogs
Please don’t leave me…I’ll try and read better
I am wearing some cute tights with my CFM boots, on anyone else these would be cute, on me..it looks like I stuffed sausages into a black patterned casing
My four year old is the captain of whineville
My two year old is mayor of tantrum land
Can I be the President of take a hot bath, eat bon bons, drink wine and relax world
4 thoughts on “Oy Vey”
I’m not the only one who brushes my teeth in the shower yay! And I get annoying hair on my big toes, I always shave, LOL!
Yaaaay! There you are. I am an idiot and it took me several attempts to finally get here, but it’s so good to see you again.
I miss you girl!
Remember, shave AWAY from the nipple. AWAY.
I totally wouldn’t drink anything, and also I might wear a couple of maxipads.