I am failing at Christmas this year. Want proof?
I have not bought a single present
This might be because I have not figured out a single present.
That includes my kids, husband, family and friends
I usually bake for Christmas which I so plan to do (because if Katie doesn’t get her cookie dough balls I might be permanently disowned), however I have zero idea what I am baking besides the cookie dough and hot cocoa
I am so lame that when my mom asked what I wanted for Christmas I answered SOCKS
Yes socks. What kind of fucking moron wishes for socks at Christmas? Me
I included photos of the type of socks I like
Because I wasn’t already lame enough
I have not made nor sent out Christmas cards
I have not even had the pictures taken of us for our Christmas cards
The idea of taking pictures kind of makes me want to barf
I assume no one would like a photo of barfy Shannon with cute family for Christmas
I seriously have NO IDEA what to get my husband
My husband the easiest person on the planet to shop for and I’ve got nothin
I might as well be sitting here with a blank stare and my tongue hanging out drooling like a fucking idiot
Seriously fail Christmas y’all
I need help. Tell me something to get me in the spirit please.
A good joke
Some great gift ideas
How much of a moron I am
Really tell me anything!