Do you ever look in the mirror and think to yourself, huh, my stomach kind of looks like a big fat orange, my thighs resemble pears, my breastfeeding boobs look like saggy pancakes and I have a melon for a head?
No. Oh, Um, me neither.
**UPDATE** Lainey and Christy said I needed a food for my arms, so please see revised body below
Because obviously my arms jiggle like Jell-O