Do you ever look in the mirror and think to yourself, huh, my stomach kind of looks like a big fat orange, my thighs resemble pears, my breastfeeding boobs look like saggy pancakes and I have a melon for a head?
No. Oh, Um, me neither.
**UPDATE** Lainey and Christy said I needed a food for my arms, so please see revised body below
Because obviously my arms jiggle like Jell-O
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LOL, sorry but the picture was freaking hilarious!
And yeah, I think most of us have days like that. Before pregnancy made me boobs nice and big again mine were awful too and I don’t even wanna know how they are going to look after the next one… I know before we had kids Jarret always said I could get a boob job after having kids but now he says that he never ever said that 😦
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hahaha that is awesome.
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Yes, actually, I do.
But you left off the arms.
I mean—you have stick arms in your picture above, but me—not so much.
What shall be the food equivalent of the arms I’m sporting (and the fat that I seem to store there!)?
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I agree with Lainey – what describes your arms?
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Well done with the image you created!
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Jiggly jello arms! Fabulous. You are clever.
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You guys are all a bunch of fucking dorks.
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That is hilarious…jello arms…yeah my picture would look similiar – jello arms would be replaced with buffalo wings…
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Ah, now it looks better.
So clever!
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I agree with Mom…but this is funny as hell. You are creative I will give you that 🙂
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OMG… Thanks I needed a good laugh today. I can totally relate. I have to say though that Jello arms or not I still wear sleeveless tops in the summer. I refuse to sweat to death out of pride.
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Now THIS lady has pancake boobs!
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=8395
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