For the last four days my husband and I have been going round and round with songs stuck in our head.  The other night I intentionally started singing one because I just knew it would get to him.  I was right, the next morning he woke up so pissed off because he had been singing it all night. 

That would be the one by Shinedown, you know the lyrics: (Lyrics here 50 seconds into the song)

It’s 4:03 and I can’t sleep
Without you next to me I
Toss and turn like the sea
 

It was payback for the other night when he put that stupid fucking Taylor Swift song in my head: 

Listen hear to hear the song 39 seconds in)

But she wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts
She’s cheer captain and I’m on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day when you wake up
And find what you’re looking for has been here the whole time
She wears high heels, I wear sneakers
Shes cheer captain and I’m on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what you’re looking for has been here the whole time

(That one didn’t go away for almost ten days)

 

Last night it was: (Click here to hear the song) 18 seconds  into the song

Tag Team back again
check and direct and let’s begin
Party on party people let me hear some noise
DC’s in the house jump jump rejoice
There’s a party over here
a party over there
Wave your hands in the air
Shake your deriere
These three words when you’re gettin’ busy
Whoomp there it is

And just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse I started singing Whoomp there it is, in the form of a song my cousin and I made for our favorite pizza place, (Lisa I dare you to see if you can remember as much of the song as me).

But today, oh today it was the worst of all (click here to hear) (13 seconds in)

Blinded by the light,
Revved up like a deuce,
Another runner in the night

What is the problem with that song?

Have you ever heard of the websites making fun of the songs with the most commonly misheard lyrics?

Here, go ahead, check out #29.  Yeah, that is what I was singing all day,

Revved up like DOUCHE another runner in the night.

Sigh.  

I can’t tell you how many of the lyrics on that website I thought were right.  Like Zombie, from the Cranberries, yeah for about 3 years I swear it said" salami salami."

Okay, misheard lyrics are not what I came to talk about.  What I want to know is, what is the song most commonly stuck in your head? Or what song is stuck in your head right now.

For all you moms out there I’ll give you my favorite kid one.

LALALA LALALA ELMOS WORLD, ELMO LOVES HIS GOLD FISH HIS CRAYON TOO, THATS ELMOS WORLD.

Batter up, whats your song?