In which you leave here more annoyed then you came

For the last four days my husband and I have been going round and round with songs stuck in our head.  The other night I intentionally started singing one because I just knew it would get to him.  I was right, the next morning he woke up so pissed off because he had been singing it all night. 

That would be the one by Shinedown, you know the lyrics: (Lyrics here 50 seconds into the song)

It’s 4:03 and I can’t sleep
Without you next to me I
Toss and turn like the sea

It was payback for the other night when he put that stupid fucking Taylor Swift song in my head: 

Listen hear to hear the song 39 seconds in)

But she wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts
She’s cheer captain and I’m on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day when you wake up
And find what you’re looking for has been here the whole time
She wears high heels, I wear sneakers
Shes cheer captain and I’m on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what you’re looking for has been here the whole time

(That one didn’t go away for almost ten days)


Last night it was: (Click here to hear the song) 18 seconds  into the song

Tag Team back again
check and direct and let’s begin
Party on party people let me hear some noise
DC’s in the house jump jump rejoice
There’s a party over here
a party over there
Wave your hands in the air
Shake your deriere
These three words when you’re gettin’ busy
Whoomp there it is

And just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse I started singing Whoomp there it is, in the form of a song my cousin and I made for our favorite pizza place, (Lisa I dare you to see if you can remember as much of the song as me).

But today, oh today it was the worst of all (click here to hear) (13 seconds in)

Blinded by the light,
Revved up like a deuce,
Another runner in the night

What is the problem with that song?

Have you ever heard of the websites making fun of the songs with the most commonly misheard lyrics?

Here, go ahead, check out #29.  Yeah, that is what I was singing all day,

Revved up like DOUCHE another runner in the night.


I can’t tell you how many of the lyrics on that website I thought were right.  Like Zombie, from the Cranberries, yeah for about 3 years I swear it said" salami salami."

Okay, misheard lyrics are not what I came to talk about.  What I want to know is, what is the song most commonly stuck in your head? Or what song is stuck in your head right now.

For all you moms out there I’ll give you my favorite kid one.


Batter up, whats your song?

5 thoughts on “In which you leave here more annoyed then you came

  1. I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can’t deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
    ‘Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
    I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
    Oh baby, I wanna get with you
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But that butt you got makes me so horny
    Ooh, Rump-o’-smooth-skin
    You say you wanna get in my Benz?
    Well, use me, use me
    ‘Cause you ain’t that average groupie
    I’ve seen them dancin’
    To hell with romancin’
    She’s sweat, wet,
    Got it goin’ like a turbo ‘Vette
    I’m tired of magazines
    Sayin’ flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back
    So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
    Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
    Tell ’em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
    Shake that healthy butt!
    Baby got back!
    LMAO! That song just cracks me up!!!! Also I love it when they did it on Friends with the baby!


    Do your kids watch “The Fresh Beat Band”? Those songs get stuck in my head all the time.
    We had a great day, it was a super waaaay to speeend some time togeeeether!


  3. Yeah, I wanted to thank you for that Whoomp there it is FB update because it got stuck in MY head for a few hours.
    And my captcha includes the word stabbing…any coincidence? 😉


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