The next time I try to go to the hair stylist I need you to come with me okay bloggy buddies! That means Patty you need to be ready to hop a flight on a moments notice when I need a quick trim, or Mathers you better be prepared for a long drive to hold my hand there.
I need you to come so you can babysit me and make sure I don’t do anything stupid. By stupid I mean getting stupid goddamn fucking bangs. I never learn. NEVER. I got these fucking bangs almost 4 months ago and they won’t go away. I spend about 90% of my time with the fuckers pulled back in a clip and the rest of the time I spend trying to mash them into a headband so I can work out at the gym with out having to stop every four seconds to pull my bangs out of my eyes.
So this is where you come in my lovely bloggy darlings. The next time I even think about bangs I give you full permission to kick me in the teeth HARD!
Thank you and goodnight.