Stupid Showtime and their stupid all day showing of Twilight. I CAN NOT STOP WATCHING. Which then makes me really really upset that New Moon is way out of my budget right now. But more then that it really pisses me off that Eclipse is so far away. While I’m bitching can I just mention that Breaking Dawn isn’t even set to start filming until November meaning we probably won’t even get to see the fucking movie until about 2030. Stupid fucking Summit. And, since I’m on the complaint trail Stephanie Meyers is a total asshole for not finishing Midnight Sun and the rest of that series. ASSHOLE!
A S S H O L E
She is even an asshole in italics!
Here is the thing. I always read this shit about Twilight moms. Or old women into Twilight and here is what I’ve decided.
I AM NEITHER!
I’m 28 therefor I am still super young yo’. So I’m just a normal fan. A normal young, hip just older then teenage fan. Which means it is totally acceptable for me to love Edward THIS MUCH and cry about how far away the movie release is.
Yesterday at Walmart I actually lingered in front of a New Moon display wondering if buying a keychain with the Cullen crest was going too far, or if it would make me even more extra cool then I already thought I was. I left with out it, but only because everyone started to look and I just couldn’t be that girl. But first next week I am so buying that bitch (as long as no one is looking).
That is all now. I just needed to bitch, and if I blather on to my husband about Edward Mason anymore (yeah I know his name) I will be spending the night outside in my girl room.