He will put a fresh hand/dish towel on the counter, and with out fail I will immedietly use it to wipe up some kind of spill and then put it back. Drives him NUTS.
I never flush the toilet when I pee at night (unless it’s my girl time of the month) because for some reason toilet flushing at night scares the fuck out of me. He huffs and puffs at me every morning.
Say something just as he was thinking it. He always tells me to get out of his head. I think it’s hilarious.
Britney reminded me of this one, I clip my toenails on the couch. It drives him batshit crazy because he clips his toenails outside. Psh, I’m not freezing my ass off for that.
I leave about 17 episodes of Oprah and 42 episodes of Rachel Ray. He gives me nasty looks every time he scrolls through the DVR.
I use the kitchen island as a desk/dumping ground/mail center. Basically when I walk in the house most everything ends up on the island.
I am terrible at putting my laundry away. He runs around and puts his laundry away the second it’s folded. Me, I just stare at it for a while and will it to get put away.
I giggle at the gym.
I pile blankets on the boys at night even though I’m well aware that they both kick them off and sweat.
I crank the heater up to 72 if I get a little bit cold while he sweats and melts.
I complain allll night long about the noise the fan makes in the summer when it is 90 degrees outside, eventually making him turning it off.
I leave stuff in his car every single time I drive it.
My car is always messy.
The list goes on and on. What do you do to drive your spouse nuts?