The most genius thing I ever learned

When I first got my iPhone I excitedly posted my first blog post from it while going pee in a restaurant bathroom.  It went something like, "I hate waiting in fucking lines at restaurants."

The only problem is, it came out as, "I hate waiting in DUCKING lines at restaurants."

Jodifur commented and told me I needed to teach my iPhone to cuss.

Two years later and the fucking thing still wouldn’t type, shit, fuck, piss, fucker, hell, etc.

While browsing comments on the new iPhone software I came along the most brilliant comment on the planet.

I learned how to make my phone cuss.  You see, your phone will never auto correct the names that are in your contact list.  Meaning if you have a friend with the name Hipitabano your phone will never correct that word when you type it. 

Which is why I now have a contact named FUCK SHIT. 

Guess what?  My phone has never corrected the word shit again.  No more shit turning to shot.  Nope not here.  I am planning on adding the following contacts.

Fucking asshole.  Piss Pissed.  Fucker shitty.  Fucked shitty and Cunt bitch.

Pretty fucking genius if I do say so myself.