- Buy toast that is bigger then my toaster
- Burn said toast because I forget to flip it in time
- Locking myself out of my house and complaining all day
- Realizing there has been a spare key to my house in my moms office the whole fucking day
- Buying chicken and then forgetting to cook it and letting it expire
- Trying to save money by not buying enough milk for myself then waking up and wanting a glass of chocolate milk but not being able to have it out of my own stupidity
- Staring at the four cartons of whole milk I bought for the kids and wanting to cry
- Not being able to pass the castle on level five of Codis Mario on DS
- Forgetting to adjust my DVR to record Americas Next Top Model
- Admitting I watch Americas Next Top Model
- Forgetting the other ten things I wanted to put on this list
2 thoughts on “How to annoy myself”
Been through those days! And the toaster thing I do allllll the time!
Hey I love Top Model…don’t hate!