Spanx

and

Glittery shoes

and

a family who thinks gambling is tons of fun

and

All of the great desserts I had tonight

and

The fire my husband just built

and

The broken game machine that earned my kids and my dad 1700+ tickets with about $4.00 in coins!!!!

and

A family that understands that Thanksgiving doesn’t always have to be traditional!

 

I am not thankful for

Glittery shoes that make my feet hurt

or

A certain facebook post (by happy ending I know you meant Cinderella gets the boy in the end)

or

my husband telling me to go put my pretty pretty glitter shoes upstairs in the closet, doesn’t he know I want to look at them just a little bit longer before they go back into hiding.

 

I am also thankful for $20.00 in gambling earning me 4 glasses of wine and 1 white Russian WOO HOO to that.

 

Also, "Mr. Concerned" if your still out there from a few years ago, do yourself a favor, fuck off and please don’t comment on me having some wine on Thanksgiving KTHX!!!!!