My doctors gave me a few diagnos.
Border line personality disorder
The list goes on.
The girls in my office first started laughing at me when I signed three checks on three different day and every signature was different. One was perfect old school cursive, one was unreadable scribble, and one contained 3 whole letters. They told me I should take it to my doctor just so he could laugh at me. In fact they copied them all and wrote on the top, "who am I today."
There are more ways this is evident.
My choices in books. I don’t have a genre, a theme, a style of book. I mean who can come home from a book store with books about the Rolling stones, a Golden Girl, and a classic book written hundreds of years ago?
This became more obvious going through my CD case. Here are some samples of my high school CD case. Now you tell me if I have some kind of personality disorder.
Insane Clown Posse (the real one not the gay little faggot wanna be kids)
Old Dirty Bastard
Unwritten Law (barely known but a must listen too)
And I am embarrassed to admit I own the ‘Detachable Penis song"
The list goes on and on. I swear, I have musical personality for every day of the year. Everything is that way. The shows I watch. The clothes I wear. The shoes in my closet. The men I’ve dated. The friends I have. Borederline personality disorder is probably the most on point diagnosis of them all. What do you think?