My doctors gave me a few diagnos. 

Bi polar

Border line personality disorder

Manic depressive.

The list goes on.

The girls in my office first started laughing at me when I signed three checks on three different day and every signature was different.  One was perfect old school cursive, one was unreadable scribble, and one contained 3 whole letters.  They told me I should take it to my doctor just so he could laugh at me.  In fact they copied them all and wrote on the top, "who am I today."

There are more ways this is evident. 

Examples?

My choices in books.  I don’t have a genre, a theme, a style of book.  I mean who can come home from a book store with books about the Rolling stones, a Golden Girl, and a classic book written hundreds of years ago?

This became more obvious going through my CD case.  Here are some samples of my high school CD case.  Now you tell me if I have some kind of personality disorder.

Fuel

Leann Rimes

George Strait

Garth Brooks

DMX

E-40

Tom Petty

Britney Spears

Len

Insane Clown Posse (the real one not the gay little faggot wanna be kids)

Phil Collins

U2

3LW

2Pac

Offspring

Enya

Incubus

AC/DC

Metallica

Too Short

Jerry Garcia

Old Dirty Bastard

Blink 182

Pretenders

Mazzy Star

Joe Cocker

LIl Kim

Alice DJ

Master P

Unwritten Law (barely known but a must listen too)

Trippin Daisy

Cat Stevens

And I am embarrassed to admit I own the ‘Detachable Penis song"

The list goes on and on.  I swear, I have musical personality for every day of the year.  Everything is that way.  The shows I watch.  The clothes I wear.  The shoes in my closet.  The men I’ve dated.  The friends I have.  Borederline personality disorder is probably the most on point diagnosis of them all.  What do you think?