I opened up my e-mail today to find a new ad from Blue Q.  This is what they were selling.  Hand sanitizer.  But not just any hand sanitizer.  The most awesome hand sanitizer EVER INVENTED.

I’ll take ten.  There are about 8 more different slogans too!

Then I browsed a little farther and found

WASTED AND BROKE RAMEN NOODLE SOUP!

Which led me to this

And I actually own this

Although in high school it would have been this

And I would love to hand out a few sticks of this gum

And no purse is complete with out it’s very own tampon case

Know your flow ladies, Know your flow.

Yeah, this website is dangerous!