The best thing to do is NEVER GOOGLE ANYTHING WITH THE WORD SPIDER

I was going to tell you all a story about the time my grandma had me go in her little shed because ther was "a few spiders" and she needed something out of it, only I went in there to find the "few" spiders was really more like 400 spiders all dead and stuck to these little spider trap mats and I nearly shit myself from the sight of it.  Only then I googled to find an image of the little spider mat thingies and I just about gave myself a heart attack.  I am now convinced my house is currently being invaded by mutant spiders that can't be killed by any spray and that will bite me and destroy the cells of my body and turn me to mush and then feed off of that mush and then….

WHO GAVE ME GOOGLE?

Commence panic attack now

 

(PS there would have been an image in this but my blog is smarter then me right now and I cannot make it upload photos)

(PPS This should be my post it note tuesday post but I can't upload pictures, so imagine the post above on little sticky notes mmkay)

2 thoughts on “The best thing to do is NEVER GOOGLE ANYTHING WITH THE WORD SPIDER

  1. I am have major spider phobia and with my husband being deployed right now I wish pest control could come to my house and spray for spiders and bugs every single day…

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