Wow that was heavy huh?  Let's lighten it up some shall we?

Last year when I went to Blogher I made sure to go up and down every isle of the FREE STUFF.  I fell in love with the Post It booth and the Dove ice cream booth and the Dr. Scholl's booth that gave me inserts for my 4" heels and a pair of those little shoes that fold up and go in my purse because I WAS HURTING.  

But then I came to a booth of office supplies.  It was a pretty booth with bright pinks and greens and I just loved it.  I saw this awesome business card holder and since I had just ordered brand new business cards with my blog on it I thought it would be a super item to rate.  I picked it up and turned it around in my hand a couple times and then looked at the lady in the booth and asked, "I'm not sure exactly how the business card goes?"

They started laughing at me.

A lot.

I didn't get it, why was this funny.  One of the girls working there handed me a pretty bag that read, "Edenfantasys," and said, "you really need this."

I was baffled.  So, she reached up and TURNED ON THE BUSINESS CARD HOLDER.

YOU GUYS I WASN'T HOLDING A BUSINESS CARD HOLDER, I WAS HOLDING A VIBRATOR!!!!!! 

A 3" long tongue shaped vibrator.  I didn't even know what to do.  I couldn't figure out how to turn it off and I just turned bright red.  They started laughing and handed me a second bag, and said that if I didn't realize I was standing at a table full of vibrators, lube and condoms I reallllly needed that bag.  

I went back to my room with a ton of bags and just threw them all in my suitcase.  I didn't know what to do.  What does one do with a bag full of vibrators?  Finally I looked inside.  There was a double ended vibrator, and a double bullet, some wipe things, lube and other various toys.  I was mortified.  All the girls in my hotel room had the bag and they all took it home.  Not wanting to be a prude I packed it up and took it home too.  I don't even want to know what security thought about a suitcase with 4 vibrators in it.  

Fast forward to now.  I'm cleaning out my office and I find a bag full of Edenfantasys vibrators.  I don't know what to do with them.  They must be expensive and I can't just throw them away because THE MONEY, but I don't want them so WHAT DO I DO?  The company has offered a few times for me to review it and then give one away but OMG I CAN'T REVIEW A VIBRATOR ON MY BLOG.  It's not exactly something you can just take to the office and see if anyone wants, right?  I can't imagine doing an actual give away on my blog because I'm not sure my readers would really enter a contest to win bedroom toys from an adult shop.  I can't donate them to goodwill because NO, JUST NO!!!!!!!  

WHAT. AM. I. SUPPOSED. TO. DO. WITH. THESE. THINGS? 

What does it say about me that I thought a vibrating tongue was a business card holder?  Why did I bring them home? Why do I have two of each one? 

Seriously, who do I give them to?  Do I really just throw away over $100.00 in toys?

HELP ME