Wow that was heavy huh? Let's lighten it up some shall we?
Last year when I went to Blogher I made sure to go up and down every isle of the FREE STUFF. I fell in love with the Post It booth and the Dove ice cream booth and the Dr. Scholl's booth that gave me inserts for my 4" heels and a pair of those little shoes that fold up and go in my purse because I WAS HURTING.
But then I came to a booth of office supplies. It was a pretty booth with bright pinks and greens and I just loved it. I saw this awesome business card holder and since I had just ordered brand new business cards with my blog on it I thought it would be a super item to rate. I picked it up and turned it around in my hand a couple times and then looked at the lady in the booth and asked, "I'm not sure exactly how the business card goes?"
They started laughing at me.
I didn't get it, why was this funny. One of the girls working there handed me a pretty bag that read, "Edenfantasys," and said, "you really need this."
I was baffled. So, she reached up and TURNED ON THE BUSINESS CARD HOLDER.
YOU GUYS I WASN'T HOLDING A BUSINESS CARD HOLDER, I WAS HOLDING A VIBRATOR!!!!!!
A 3" long tongue shaped vibrator. I didn't even know what to do. I couldn't figure out how to turn it off and I just turned bright red. They started laughing and handed me a second bag, and said that if I didn't realize I was standing at a table full of vibrators, lube and condoms I reallllly needed that bag.
I went back to my room with a ton of bags and just threw them all in my suitcase. I didn't know what to do. What does one do with a bag full of vibrators? Finally I looked inside. There was a double ended vibrator, and a double bullet, some wipe things, lube and other various toys. I was mortified. All the girls in my hotel room had the bag and they all took it home. Not wanting to be a prude I packed it up and took it home too. I don't even want to know what security thought about a suitcase with 4 vibrators in it.
Fast forward to now. I'm cleaning out my office and I find a bag full of Edenfantasys vibrators. I don't know what to do with them. They must be expensive and I can't just throw them away because THE MONEY, but I don't want them so WHAT DO I DO? The company has offered a few times for me to review it and then give one away but OMG I CAN'T REVIEW A VIBRATOR ON MY BLOG. It's not exactly something you can just take to the office and see if anyone wants, right? I can't imagine doing an actual give away on my blog because I'm not sure my readers would really enter a contest to win bedroom toys from an adult shop. I can't donate them to goodwill because NO, JUST NO!!!!!!!
WHAT. AM. I. SUPPOSED. TO. DO. WITH. THESE. THINGS?
What does it say about me that I thought a vibrating tongue was a business card holder? Why did I bring them home? Why do I have two of each one?
Seriously, who do I give them to? Do I really just throw away over $100.00 in toys?