Thing one: When will I learn to wait 45 seconds to take a drink of my tea after I take it out of the microwave? How many times did I burn my mouth yesterday? EVERY TIME I USED THE MICROWAVE TO REHEAT MY TEA.
Thing the second: I'm giving up gluten, coffee, dairy and most sugar. I'm keeping the honey. So last night when I baked these I was in hell. I didn't take a single bite of them.
And this morning when I woke up to see them again, with the glaze all dry and crispy and I knew how delicious they were I was even more grumpy. Why does everything good in the world have gluten & eggs?
Numero trés: I love raising chickens. It is so much fun. They are so cute and loving. I love how the little dorks sleep out in the rain, the snow and the wind. They don't even care what the temperature is they are just going to sleep on their little perch.
I love collecting the eggs and I love watching them take dirt baths. I promise, this is how chickens get clean.
#4 This is what I do at my second job. Every thing on this plate contains eggs, gluten and dairy. Do you know what it is like to do this all day and never take a single bite. But look how pretty my work is.
5: I have had at least 3 kids at my office every day last week. They were driving me crazy. Finally my dad stepped in to give me a hand. Finally some peace and quiet!
And the best part is Brandon and his friend thought it was hilarious!
Number 6: The winner:
You guys reading your stories was HILARIOUS. I loved it. I wanted to pick based on who had the worst story but they were all pretty bad so I did a random number generator and the winner is #4
I sure hope you are doing a random drawing, because if you are actually judging on the mortification factor, I think Kim wins hands down. I don't really have any except for the other day I got home from being out and my mom had been babysitting my kids, she is super nice and always picks up the toys at the end of the night… at some point after she'd left I noticed a toy on top of the cable box in the living room… I have no idea if she found it and put it there, or if the baby had found it and brought it out… I will never know because it's not like I'm going to ask. So, yeah…
So Rachael please email me with your address so I can mail you your prize!
And as a runner up, since I got two of them Kim you are also winning a double bullet for this entry because OMG. Please email me your address.
Kim Mueller said…
My son was 6 at the time and when I placed my one and only toy order they sent me two of the smaller vibrators with a changeable tip. Although this one doesn't look like one at all so used the extra one as a massager on my head when I got a migraine. Promise. Well, it was under a pillow from when I had a migraine the night before and I had no idea Little Man grabbed it and took it in the car on the way to walmart. I heard this noise coming from the back seat and some giggling and immediately knew what he had. So I asked for it back and he said, "But mom, it makes my penis hard." I was mortified and asked for it back again and he said, "Mom it feels SO GOOD!" OMG. So I threw it in my purse and did my shopping in walmart…ever so careful not to accidentally pull that out of my purse. OOOOOPS. Is it not super funny that my first captcha was HOR!!! BWAHAHAHAH. Just missing the W and the E.
And because I felt so bad for Jenna S I am awarding you a $5.00 Starbucks gift card. Please email me your mailing address. Or if you have an iPhone I can email you the code to input into the Starbucks ap and you can use that to purchase coffee. Here is her entry
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Thank you! Oh, and I like the way chickens act when one catches a bug and they all want it…especially when they are babies >.< So cute.
WOOT! This is exciting. Not only did I win, but I also get the prize of feeling grateful that my Mom has never tried to give me sex toys!
BTW, these gluten free donuts? Delish. http://consumer.kinnikinnick.com/index.cfm/fuseaction/products.home/productcategoryid/17
I know you’re giving up most sugar, but they might be a nice treat every once in a while. I don’t know how you’re doing it, I could never give up gluten, dairy, or sugar. I don’t have the ability to deprive myself of whole groups of food. That’s why Weight Watchers works for me.
We got some chickens last year and they were so much fun! We had to get rid of them before they got to egg laying age because we moved to a new house, but while we had them, they were pretty great.
PS My captcha is ‘masala son,’ WHAT DOES IT MEAN!