Come on.  There is no way that all of the people around me in the last two weeks can tell me they didn't notice those two half in long black chin hairs dangling off me.  It's not possible.  So I want to know why not a single one of you chose to tell me????

Totally uncalled for.  You guys are my family, my friends, my SPOUSE.  You are supposed to tell me when you notice two chin hairs so long I should buy them furniture and name them.  

Not impressed.  Not impressed at all.

Thank god for the good lighting in my office bathroom or they would have grown long enough to braid.

You better watch it…next time you have food in your teeth I'm so not telling you.  ANY OF YOU!