A few years back I posted this image of my body in this post.
After much consideration I think the image should be revised. I think there should now be containers of cottage cheese in the thigh region to account for all the cellulite. There should be about five layers of stretched out taffy across my stomach where my pregnancy stretch marks reside. While the boobs still sag like pancakes they should be upgraded to some kind of melon stuffed pancakes because I swear they have tripled in size over the last few years. Also because I'm Basque I feel like their should be two kiwi's where my arms are because I am soooo hairy. (Kiwi's are kind of furry right? Or would that be peaches, because they have fuzz?). This is not sexy. My big ass melon head really should have a mustache added to it and if we are being honest I could add a couple of those Twizzler licorice ropes to my chin area to symbolize the two giant chin hairs that I never remember to pluck until they are an inch long. I still have the Converse though. At least some things never change. Tell me…what would you use to describe your body?