I want cookies
You can't have cookies, you are losing weight and eating so well
But COOKIES
No no no Shannon
Fine. Let's eat some healthy three bean vegetarian soup
That was good but it wasn't cookies
Here have some gum
Gum doesn't taste like cookies
Okay fine you can have two cookies you cow
Well those were good but now I want five cookies, some guacamole and three glasses of honey whiskey
I told you not to eat the cookies it only leads to bad thoughts
Have a diet Pepsi and shut up Shannon
That would be much better with whiskey
COOOOOKIES
You got your two cookies shut up about it
I've only eaten once today, I'm still full but everyone is being grumpy so I want to eat ALL THE THINGS
Your jeans are baggy remember
SIGH
Fine!
POUT POUT POUT
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Sounds like my brain! Only replace the whiskey with vodka and diet pepsi with coke zero. :-p
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Your will power is better than mine. My inner monologue would go something like:
I want a cookie.
No we are eating better now.
But I want one.
No we…ohh fine whatever.
And thus my jeans are not fitting looser.
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This cracked me up.
I’ve been eating low fat for the past month and a half, and I’m slowly going vegan/low sodium/raw food too.
I let myself have little treats here and there, but I did lots of fun reading on the dangers of all the bad stuff in food and that helps me stay away from it far more than my willpower. lol.
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