Just don't smell me and we should be fine

I woke up this morning all sore and grumpy and frankly kind of smelly.  I decided I would shower.  Fifteen minutes after making this decision I actually got out of bed.  I trudged into the bathroom turned the shower to scalding and stepped in.  I reached up to adjust the shower head because I'm about 9 inches shorter then my husband so if I shower after him it sprays right over my head.  I grab the shower head and move it down and the entire thing snapped off in my hands.  Water started shooting all over the shower and in my face, outside the shower, all over the bathroom.  It was not pretty.

After about 7 seconds of standing there totally dumbfounded I turned off the shower and looked at the entire shower head in my hand.  

Well shit.

Guess I wasn't showering then.

But I was left soaking wet, freezing and frankly…still smelly.

I'm a little grumpy now.  I have a ridiculously packed schedule today and buying a shower head is just not something I have time for. 

I have bad feelings about this day.

Where is my body spray and smelly lotion?

So it has come to this

Today is a big day.  I’ve told you about my husbands ridiculous Chive.com addiction and his addiction with products from their website.  Well, we are back here…with me watching a countdown page and hoping and praying the site doesn’t crash again.

But if that wasn’t bad enough, Burning Man tickets go on sale at the exact same time today which means I have to some how figure out how to purchase burning man tickets at the same time I’m purchasing a KCCO hoodie and  BFM shirt.


What I'm reading


A big fat nothing.

I'm in one of those book slumps where I can't find a single thing to read.  Part three of my current favorite series doesn't come out FOREVER and the other book I'm dying to read is still months out and everything else I've looked at just makes me feel kinda, "meh" and how was that for a run on sentence.

Help me.


I'm so fucking bored at night.  I need a book. 

Kthx bye

I totally want to go to the store RIGHT NOW

Those of you who have been reading this for a while know I have a few addictions, alcohol, pills, chocolate, converse and Cadbury Mini Eggs.  Which is why it was a huge problem when I was scrolling through  my Twitter feed and I saw that Saly had posted this;

The problem is that now there is physically evidence that these exist.  They are in production.  I detest holidays.  I don't like holiday candies, but this shit…this shit I LOVE.  Now I'm aware they are out there, in a store somewhere waiting to be eaten and I can't get them because I'm busy.  But I'm warning all of you, I will find them, I will eat all of them, I will eat them until I'm sick and vomiting pastel colored vomit and then I will eat some more.  

Also, don't let this post deter you from thinking that I'm not aware that Girl Scout cookies are supposed to be out soon.  First Girl Scout to sell me Thin Mints wins.  I'll probably still be vomiting up pastel colored eggs but…I want my cookies too girls!