Just don't smell me and we should be fine

I woke up this morning all sore and grumpy and frankly kind of smelly.  I decided I would shower.  Fifteen minutes after making this decision I actually got out of bed.  I trudged into the bathroom turned the shower to scalding and stepped in.  I reached up to adjust the shower head because I'm about 9 inches shorter then my husband so if I shower after him it sprays right over my head.  I grab the shower head and move it down and the entire thing snapped off in my hands.  Water started shooting all over the shower and in my face, outside the shower, all over the bathroom.  It was not pretty.

After about 7 seconds of standing there totally dumbfounded I turned off the shower and looked at the entire shower head in my hand.  

Well shit.

Guess I wasn't showering then.

But I was left soaking wet, freezing and frankly…still smelly.

I'm a little grumpy now.  I have a ridiculously packed schedule today and buying a shower head is just not something I have time for. 

I have bad feelings about this day.

Where is my body spray and smelly lotion?

One thought on “Just don't smell me and we should be fine

  1. I tried commenting on this post the other day, but my Kindle HD was being an ass and I lost my entire comment, which pissed me off!!!
    I think I would have crawled back into bed and scrapped the whole day if that happened! I wanted to tell you a story of when my husband & I were dating. It was probably my 2nd trip to the Philippines…. and I was showering, and the knob to turn off the shower at my husband’s family’s house was plastic. Well I turn it, and it’s dripping still… so I turn it again and SNAP the whole knob snaps lose. Water starts shooting out of the shower head and won’t stop. I was soooo embarrassed for breaking my inlaws shower! (They weren’t even my inlaws at the time!) My husband tried for like an hour to fix it while he got soaking wet, water was all over the bathroom, finally they had to shut off the water and get a part the next day to repair the shower. I felt sooo bad and so embarrassed because I was a guest at their house! And I broke their shower, lol!


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