Make it stop

I went to Target this weekend and I was assaulted with:

Two kinds of pumpkin spice coffee creamers

Pumpkin spice cream cheese

Pumpkin spice cookies

Pumpkin spice Hershey's kisses

Pumpkin spice M&M's

Pumpkin spice Marshmallows

Pumpkin spice candy corns

Pumpkin spice ice cream

Pumpkin spice Jell-O pudding

Etc, etc, etc.

You guys.  I've had enough. Dear God they even have Pumpkin Spice Eggo Waffles are you kidding me?  Starbucks Via's are all pumpkin spice.  All of the cakes there are now pumpkin.  WHY.  

You know what else happens in fall?  Apples.  Where are all of the apple flavored items?  I would like apple candy, and caramel apple cream cheese and more. Shit, I bet I would even like a caramel apple creamer.  But no I'm being assaulted with pumpkin spice left and right.  I get it, it's all holiday and fall and shit, but seriously give it a rest.  Instead of focusing on turning the entire store into a pumpkin around September why not focus on some new flavors.  Pumpkin has been assaulting me for about 5 years now.  Let's move on.  Let's try something new.  I don't care about pumpkin spice lattes.  

In fact, I don't care about fall.  I don't understand why everyone is so excited for fall, and scarves, and warm cups of BLAH BLAH BLAH.  


I like summer.  I like this tan I finally managed to get for the first summer in 7 years.  I love my flip flops.  I enjoy tank tops.  I like not having to keep track of the kids sweaters, and jackets, and gloves and fucking scarves.  I don't like wearing pants.  I love my dresses and my cute shorts.  I don't want to find jeans that fit and layer my clothes.  I like going in the pool, and going to the lake.  I do not like wetness, cold, snow, or layers.  

I don't need a season to drink a warm latte.  I drink them all year round.  I snuggle under blankets all year round.  I wear my warm fuzzy socks in the middle of summer.  I just do it wearing nothing else but a tank top and undies.  

Fall drives me insane.  Facebook and Pinterest during fall drives me more insane.  I want to move to a tropical island and not come back until fall has passed.  

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