And then the elephant quit the movie and everything sucked again

For those of you who read this post, you are aware I was a huge champion of Charlie Hunnam being cast as Christian in 50 Shades of Grey.

Charlie has dropped out of the movie.  I am devastated.  You guys, seriously, he is so ridiculously sexy and I was so happy that I would get to see him all naked and naughty.  I cannot believe he dropped out. 

Okay, that's not true, I can believe it.  Doesn't mean I'm not destroyed over it.  I think I would have dropped out also if production tried to force me into a fictional romance with this Dakota Johnson chick.  I'm sorry but she is just not Ana.  She isn't pretty enough to be Ana. She isn't innocent enough to be Ana.  We are supposed to believe that Ana is a 20 something virgin.  There is no part of me that looks at that tore up Dakota chick and believes she is a virgin.  Nope. 

Either way I'm sad.  They are going to have to find someone supremely delicious to fill Charlies shoes.  Someone as bad, and naughty, and scary as Jax was.  Those are big shoes to fill.  I'm glad I still have Sons of Anarchy to watch but it is not the same.  I was so excited to see Jax Teller naked.  Beyond excited.  More excited then I should even admit publicly. Shit though, he's so fucking incredible in that show, I would let him handcuff me and play Christian any time he wants.

I would love if they recast Ana.  I am struggling so hard with Dakota as Ana.  It's just wrong.  She should have left the movie, not Charlie.

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