My oldest turned 13 recently. There have been clues leading up to this, clues that a teenager was about to arrive. He's been taller than me for a while, but he recently sprouted up even more. His foot is the size of his dads. His voice is suddenly deepening, which is so weird, I miss his baby voice. His attitude has been 13 for at least 3 years now. He wears one ear bud on the bus now, reminiscent of my 13-year-old self with a disc man in my pocket (actually it might have still been tapes then). This weekend though, things changed. He was upstairs playing with the kitten, lying on the ground. He reached up over his head to grab the cat, and he had…he had armpit hair. I cannot explain why this bothered me so much, but it did. It's as if it flipped a little hair covered switch, and suddenly my little boy is a grown man. I realize boys have armpit hair, I guess I always assumed that came closer to high school. Which, I guess that means I have to admit he's only a year away from high school. I think that means I'm about a year away from the dreaded mustache, and you guys, I don't think I'll be able to handle the teenaged, patchy, half mustache. However. My cousin is spending her time shopping for prom dresses, which I've decided is eleven billion times worse. Because when she gets to the dance it will be full of hot high school boys, which makes her situation suckier than mine. So that gives me some relief.