PHATSO PHOTOS 35 WEEKS AND 4 DAYS..ALSO AN UPDATE

18 WEEKS


35 WEEKS AND 4 DAYS


NOT THE MOST FLATTERING PIC BUT OH WELL

Saw the doctor today. I begin weekly appointments next week. Codi hasn’t budged. This kid isn’t ocming out any time soon. So far so good. That makes me really happy to hear because I really don’t want him to come any kind of early I want to make sure he is fully cooked before he comes out. I also lost 3 pounds in the last two weeks. That isn’t hard considering one whole cheerio totally fills me up. Anyway like I was saying, even though I’m having tons of Braxton Hicks I’m not dilated, softened or anything. Codi obviously loves his little area inside of me. He is happy as a pig in mud, or a baby in amniotic fluid. I’m so happy that all is going well. 23 days people 23 DAYS!

PHATOS PHOTOS WEEK 33.5 IN HONOR OF MY NEW BLOG

So! Hi how are you. Yeah umm okay I’m about to post some horrible awful pictures of my current pregnant self. I am full of stretch marks, I’m a color that is worse then white and I look awful. However, I just want everyone to see where I will be starting from on my new diet. So in honor of my new web page I present to you, VERY VERY PHATSO PHOTOS.

Apparently I have no shame at all!

Yes I stretch marks…So what my kids are worth em!

More stretch marks


Oh shit now those are some super stretch marks.

Seeeee why I had to start a diet blog!

PHATSO PHOTOS WEEK 33

THIS WAS MY BABY SHOWER OUTFIT! NOW SINCE YOU ALL SAY YOU LOVE MY MATERNITY CLOTHES I SHOULD TELL YOU THIS SHIRT IS NOT MATERNITY. IT WAS PURCHASED AT DILLARDS AND IS LUCKY BRAND. I THINK IT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A DRESS BUT I’M NOT QUITE SURE. IT WAS $64.00 AND IS CURRENTLY IN THE STORE!




I’M PALE BECAUSE I’M ANEMIC AND REFUSE TO TAKE MY IRON PILLS!

PHATSO PHOTOS 31 WEEKS 4 DAYS

Had my two week check up today and guess what?

I only gained two pounds! TWO! Go me. That makes me right on track with a pound a week…so what if I have an extra 15 pounds in there. To celebrate I had the rest of my tasty blackberry milk shake from Jack in the Box (seriously go get one right now)


I decided this week not to suck it in for my pictures so you can see my belly in all its glory.
Codi is measuring 33 weeks and the doctor says, “that is either because he is big, or because your a little on the, ummm short side.” Short side huh. 5′ 1″ and 3/4 counts as short now. I thought that was cute height, but noooo now I’m short. Gee thanks.


I actually dressed really cute today. I woke up, took a shower with my apple body wash, put on my apple lotion and sprayed on my apple body spray. I headed to work and was promptly puked on by my two year old. All up in my braids and everything! Grrrr. So this was my new outfit! Luckily I was off today so it was okay if I wore it right!

Oh and Christy, I would totally throw on a night gown while I did my hair and make up, ceptin I don’t do my hair and I NEVER wear makeup! Sooo I’m stuck struggling into my jeans with wet legs..thats the reason they wouldn’t go on, because I was wet, not because I’m fat.

And I just realized the previous entry with the words, “I’m wet” are going to probably get me Googled for some really weird things. I wish I knew how to do that doohicky where I could see what pulled up my name when searched for in Google!

PHATSO PHOTOS WEEK 30 AKA I LOVE MY BELLAY

FROM THE LEFT IN THE WHITE SHIRT

CLOSE UP

OOOH LOOK YOU CAN’T EVEN TELL I’M PREGNANT (SNORT GIGGLE)

NOW WITH MY YELLOW SHIRT GETTING READY FOR WORK

UMMM OKAY MAYBE YOU CAN TELL..

OH LOOK, I WOULD TOTALLY DO A FABULOUS FULL BODY LOOK AT MY SEXY MAMA OUTFIT SHOT FOR YOU…

BUT I CAN’T…DO YOU SEE WHY? NO HANG ON LEMME GET CLOSER

NO MATTER HOW MUCH I CLEAN IT, A CERTAIN SOMEONE WON’T STOP MAKING OUT WITH HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR THUS TOTALLY KILLING A FULL BODY SHOT


KNOW WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT THESE SHOES? I JUST RECENTLY ACQUIRED THE LEFT ONE. KNOW WHY???? BECAUSE WHEN WE MOVED HERE MY HUSBAND PACKED THE LAST STUFF IN THE HOUSE. WHICH MEANS THREE OR FOUR PAIRS OF MY SHOES GOT PACKED WITH THE LEFT ONE IN ONE BOX AND THE RIGHT ONE IN ANOTHER. SOOO FOR TWO YEARS NOW I’VE BEEN STARING LONGINGLY AT MY RIGHT SHOES WISHING I HAD THE LEFT ONE.

BUT THEN!!!!!

YESTERDAY MY MOMMY CAME OVER AND HELPED ME CLEAN OUT MY GARAGE (BY HELPED ME I MEAN SHE DID IT ALL AND I SAT ON THE STEP WATCHING) AND SHE SO GRACIOUSLY GOT DOWN THE BOXES MY MEAN EVIL HUSBAND WOULDN’T SO I COULD DIG OUT MY LEFT SHOES. OTHER TREASURES I FOUND

MY DIARY
MY BOX OF ROB AND I’S CRAP (I FEEL UPDATES TO THE LOVE BLOG COMING)
THE LONG LOST KATIE PICTURES….STAY TUNED FOR A TAKING KATIE DOWN WITH ME BLOG MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A BOX OF CANNED FRUIT
SOME LOW CARB SPAGHETTI
MY NINTENDO CORD (THANK YOU GOD MARIO THREE HERE I COME)
A SHELF
AND SO ON….IT WAS MAGICAL PEOPLE!