So I took my photo of the week and I was all excited for how it would turn out. I was extra excited to show you all I was sporting my Abercrombie jeans. However, the picture came out and I looked fatter then last week. Granted my legs look small but still, my belly won’t quit pooching out. I was about to get all mad about it, and then this happened.

Yeah, I just did it like that. I just told you all my news, right here in the middle of phatso photos. You were all expecting to see another picture of the fatty and you got a surprise instead.

Don’t you know….I’m berry berry sneaky!!!!

SO THIS IS LAST WEEK. I LOOK PRETTY HOT, HOWEVER IF YOU SKIP DOWN TO THIS WEEK I THINK I’M PRETTY CUTE, I’VE ALSO DISCOVERED NOT WEARING A BELT MAKES ME LOOK SMALLER. TOO BAD MOST OF MY JEANS ARE SO BIG I NEED THE DAMN BELT.

HEY LOOK AT ME ALL BELTLESS AND SUCKING IT IN. HMMM THERE MIGHT BE A BIT OF BOOBIE IN THIS PICTURE. THEY LOOK BIG. I’M NOT EVEN PUSHING EM OUT, THEY DO THIS SHIT NATURALLY. I FEEL SO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IN MY HEADBAND, BUT I’M A SUCKER FOR ANYTHING CAMOFLAUGE, AND REALLY PEOPLE, IT WAS A FREAKING DOLLAR, HOW COULD I NOT SPORT IT PROUDLY? WAIT, DID I JUST SAY SPORT. SHIT, I’M BEING WAY TO DORKY TODAY, ADIOS AMIGOS.

SO GUESS WHAT! LAST WEEK WHEN I WEIGHED IN, I GOT MY NUMBERS MIXED UP, BECAUSE I’M SORTA PRETTY DYSLEXIC. ANYHOO, I REALLY DID LOSE 2 POUNDS LAST WEEK AND DIDN’T EVEN KNOW BECAUSE I SCREWED UP MY NUMBER READING. YEAH…AND I’M A PARENT.

LAST WEEK

THIS WEEK

HERE I AM THIS WEEK, I MOVED ROOMS, MAYBE THE DIFFERENT WALL COLOR WILL MAKE ME LOOK THINNER! PRETTY SURE THIS WEEK I WONT SEE MUCH CHANGE ON THE SCALE, SINCE I KEPT FINDING MY WAY TO TACO BELL, BURGER KING, FRENCH FRIES AND EVEN SPAGHETTI. IT WILL BE A MIRACLE IF I DON’T END UP BACK WHERE I STARTED.
*Yes I know, same jeans both weeks, but I’m not feelin like buying new clothes till I lose and keep a lot more weight off. Sooo, these are my smallest jeans right now, so they get worn the most often. So, unless your buying me new jeans, don’t laugh at me for wearing the same ones all the time. Got It!

I guess not much difference though….O well, soon there might be a bigger difference…If I can stop eating that is. Hopefully my bike riding will help some.

So this was me in October during my birthday. I looked this way on January first when I started my diet

This was me on last week. I still have a muffin top but I feel like I can see a difference. I’ll keep ya’ll posted on if I have lost any weight on the 15th. The way I’ve been gorging though, who knows.