I was just driving back to work behind a mini van when I noticed she had 5 thats FIVE identical student of the week at such and such elementary school stickers stuck on her car. Now I’m freaking out. Am I realllly reallllly supposed to stick those things on my car? Uggg people I am sooo not a putting stickers on my car kind of person, let alone ugly student of the week ones. So really, am I a bad mom if I don’t?

My only comfort right now is that I’m pretty sure NEITHER of my offspring will be able to behave well enough for a whole entire week to receive one of those stickers!