I can’t remember much of the 90’s since I started drinking and getting high in the 90’s but I’ll give you what I remember and let you guys fill in the rest

• Snapper Wrappers
• Plaid
• Taz
• Girls wearing boxers
• Mens work boots turning into high heal girl shoes
• Pointy black lace up boots
• Pacifier necklaces
• Friendship necklaces
• Hemp bracelets
• Nirvana
• Black lipstick
• Tye Die (again)
• Mushroom necklaces
• Dyed hair (for example mine was bright orange)
• Color coordinated bands on your braces (for instance I cheered for the mustangs and our colors were red and white so my top braces where red banded and my bottoms where white…its okay you can say it I was awesome)
• Mario One
• Sonic the Hedge Hog
• Mopeds
• Skateboards
• Girls in their dads striped knee socks
• Painting with Bob Ross (this might even go back to the 80’s)
• Spaghettios!
• Sneak a tokes

Okay this is draining my brain. Feel free to add stuff I missed out on.

This months giggle award I found myself. Karlas post yesterday by far is the funniest shit (pun totally intended) that I’ve read all week. OMG Karla thank you so much for this post!

I bring you Karlas Rolling with the punches

Totally theme stealing here, but this post made me laugh so hard I had to do one of my own. I was reading Life is Just So Daily and she posted her favorite things of the 80’s and I got soooo excited I had to do my own. SO here you go. Things I love/miss from the 80’s.

• First of all Tiffany..sing with me “Runnin just as fast as we can now, trying to get away into the dark then you put your arms around me …….I think we’re alone now doesn’t seem to be anyone aroun hound”
• Rainbow Bright…nuff said
• Fraggle Rock…again nuff said
• Strawberry Short Cake
• Cabbage Patch (I even have the cabbage patch dog, a doll and a premie baby!)
• Scrunch socks layered in reverse order, (ie on my left leg a purple sock with a teal over it, on the right leg a teal sock with a purple over it, and then both scrunched down to the top of my KEDS)
• Spandex
• Neon orange and green
• Those little shirt clippy things member that you put one side of your shirt in and tightened it to make a shirt tale on your side
• TIE DYE
• My feathered bangs
• As mentioned by Lainey Garbage Pail Kids
• Hungry hungry Hippos
• Burger time on Atari
• Lisa Frank stickers, binders and school supplies
• Magnetic pencil cases
• Pencils with those little feather puffy guys with the eyes and beaks on the end of them
• Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
• Scrunchies!
• MTV’s dance party
• When MTV played music
• Americas most wanted eeeeeeek I’m still afraid of the dark because of that shit.
• Bonnie Bell
• Caboodles!
• Oregon Trail
• Debbie Gibson

Edited to add

• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles TURTLES IN A HALF SHELL TURTLE POWER
• Ice Ice baby
• LA Gear (thanks Lisa) with two color laces)
• Duck Tales
• Hypercolor
• Tranformers
• Heman
• Gem
• Walk-Man
• Joey Lawrance Whoah
• Saved by the Bell

Okay this is all I can come up with for now. Its your turn to tell me some of your favorite 80’s things that I forgot!

After my shit ass night you would think it would get better right???? RIGHT? No I woke up to two giant piles of cat vomit! Yeah my preggo hormones, along with smell and gag reflex made me want to puke allllllll over the place. It took a good 25 minutes before I finally swallowed all of the vomit back down my throat.

I sit down to eat some celery and soy peanut butter and get ready to write this blog. That is when I turned my celery upside down on top of my shiny white Mac laptop! Have you ever tried scraping peanut butter out of computer keys?

ACK!

On to the good news. I get to go to work today for an hour. My boss (parents) are so freaked out about me coming in and working that they ran right out last night and got me a new chair so I would be comfy for my one hour of work. After my hour I get to come home, eat some lunch and then count the minutes until we find out the sex of the baby! That part actually makes up for the crazy ass bitch that was pounding on my windows and doors last night!

I’m not sure if I’ve told you all yet that when Rob and I found out we were having another baby we decided we had to make a change with Brandons sleep habits. Our first step was to put a toddler bed at the end of our bed and move him there. After a few months of that this weekend we moved him into his own room. This was extra scary for me because A: I sleep with ear plugs and can’t hear him and B: His room along with the new babies room are in the front of the house. In fact the only window in the front of my house leads to the new babies room. Because he has just started sleeping in there we leave the dimmer on in his room and a single overhead light on in the kitchen in case he tries to find his way to our room.

Back to tonight. I finally get settled in bed and doze off. An hour passes when suddenly I hear the familiar CLICK CLICK of my husband cocking his gun. This is one sound that can shake me out of a sleep so fast you would think I just got an adrenaline shot. I pull out my ear plugs only to hear some lady on my porch screaming;
“HELP ME PLEASE HE’S GOING TO KILL ME, CALL THE COPS, GO AWAY ASS HOLE, LET ME IN HELPEAKJA;FOIJAWEO;IFJEO;IWJ”

My husband, being wary doesn’t let her in, instead calls the police and takes his gun out waiting for her. He tells me to go watch Brandon. At this point I haven’t woken all the way up I don’t have my glasses and I just hear screaming and my husband telling me to watch my son. I’m shitting my pants people. I’m thinking Christ his room is so close to the front, it’s a childs room so it doesn’t have a lock, what if someone forces them self in and so on. The lady starts being very rude to my husband and the neighbors and tells my husband we shouldn’t have left those lights on if we didn’t want people to think we are awake and knock on our door.

Finally the cops show up, they drive to her house come back and get her and say they are going to take her home or something. We don’t know because she didn’t speak a word to us, not even a thanks for calling the police and standing out here with me, when this could have been some kind of set up for someone to enter your house while we were all outside. She left, we came in and on the way in we saw the biggest spider ever just walk in our house. He was about the size of a half dollar. Rob mushed him before I really lost it.

Now we are both wide awake, my stomach is in knots and I’m terrified of letting my son and the new baby sleep in the front of the house!

I just received the Babies R Us catalog. If you don’t get it there were some great coupons in it that you can use online since you won’t have the coupon in store.

15.00 any bedding over $100.00 coupon code 917894
25.00 off on any wood furniture, glider or ottoman coupon code 917891
3.99 off every bathtub, bath seat or diaper pail 12.99 or more coupon code 917884
10.00 off every carseat over 40.00 coupon code 917876
20.00 off any stroller or travel system over 100.00 coupon code 917881
5.00 every bouncer or travel swing coupon code 917879
15% off every dr browns, avent, or playtex feeding or soothing item coupon code 917887
25.00 off every crib matrress combo coupon code 917892

these are valid 6/18/07-7/15/07

Okay everyone since we find out tomorrow I’m asking everyone to tell me what they think I’m having. Then we will find out who is right!

I went to the doctor. Babies heart is still beating 152 bpm. Cervix is closed. The spotting is from healing and me not being the worlds best bed rester. I’ve been cleared for an hour of work a day at my discretion. I find out the sex tomorrow and have my big appointment with the perinatologist (couldn’t spell that if I tried). I am on biweekly appointments with my doctor and I think biweekly with the perinatologist (still can’t spell it). The doctor said tomorrow I will find out if I can be cleared from bed rest for good or if I have to stick to my hour a day shit. Also he said he hopes I won’t have to see the perinatologitisutiaoi (I give up trying) for very much longer. I find out boy or girl at 3PM so log on around 430 tomorrow to find out the big news. For now its back to my couch!