Ooooo look at me being all scandalous and showin off some skin….yikes. Watch out people this momma is no prude!

From the left

Left again with no flash….its getting quite round huh?

From the right

One more inch down and you would see the tattoo!

This one I put up because some one just hadddd to be in the picture!

HINT HINT JEN POST A NEW BELLY SHOT DANG IT!

ALSO SEEMS I’VE HAD A FEW COMMENTS ON MY OUTFIT. FIRST TO CLARIFY IT IS A DRESS NOT A SHIRT. I GOT IT AT OLD NAVY, IT IS A MATERNITY DRESS, HOWEVER THEY ALSO HAD IT IN REGULAR STYLE. IT CAME IN A FEW OTHER COLORS, I THINK BLACK AND BROWN. IT IS SOOO SUPER COMFY AND I LOVE IT. I CAN’T FIND IT ONLINE BUT IT MIGHT STILL BE IN STORE. SINCE MINE WAS MATERNITY AND ON SALE AND IT WAS A LESS FAVORED COLOR I DIDN’T PAY MORE THEN $11.99 FOR IT.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SMALL MONKEY THING USED TO FIT IN THAT BELLY

ITS BLURRY BUT I LIKE THE ROUNDNESS IN THIS ONE

CAN YOU SEE THE WAIST BAND OF MY SUPER HIGH WAISTED MATERNITY PANTS?

WHOAH WHEN YOU DO A CLOSE UP LIKE THAT ALL I CAN THINK IS KAZOW!

FROM THE RIGHT

FROM THE LEFT

FORWARD

I CALL THIS PICTURE..HEY DUMBASS TAKE A SHOWER!

Now this is some serious jelly. Sorry for the booty shorts…they actually made my thighs look less fat, if thats possible.

See these pants make me look like a giant asshole..

My sorry excuse for a bathing suit.

I don’t know what in the hell provoked me to post this shit hole of a picture. But here I am in all my glory. This is how your 21ish week belly looks after being on bed rest and gaining uncalled for amounts of weight! I’m about sick of the weight gaining people but I’m not allowed to do shit about it because you know, the whole NO ACTIVITY SHIT!
You know you love my paistey whiteness and no bra sagging titties! Oh yeah I’m one hell of a sexy mammajamma!

SO BASICALLY ANY TIME I GET DRESSED HALF WAY DECENT I’LL TREAT YA’LL TO A BELLY SHOT! HERE YA GO

Okay so I kind of look a little pregnant in this one

Whats that you say? Oooh turn to the side, okay hang on….

Holy shit look at that I really am showing!

I blame it all on the dress because I spent most of the night feeling more like a stuffed sausage then a pregnant lady! Oh well, here are your damn belly pics, apparently I have on now.

OKAY SO THAT ALL OF YOU WILL SHOOSH HERE ARE YOUR DANG PHATSO BELLY PHOTOS. SEEEEEEE I DON’T LOOK PREGNANT I LOOK LIKE I DID BEFORE I STARTED MY DIET. ANYWHO OBVIOUSLY MY BOOBS AREN’T TRIPLING IN SIZE QUITE AS FAST AS THEY DID LAST TIME. I HOPE THIS DOESN’T MEAN I ALREADY USED UP ALL OF MY MILK SINCE BRANDON WAS THE WORLDS MOST SUPER NURSER. (YES I’M ULTRA SUPER PARANOID THAT THIS CHILD MIGHT NOT NURSE AS WELL OR AS LONG!)

THE MUCH ANTICIPATED BELLY SHOTS!

ALSO, THERE ARE TWO NEARLY IDENTICAL PICTURES HERE BECAUSE I COULDN’T PICK ONE AND MY HUSBAND COULDN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE SO HE COULDN’T PICK ONE EITHER…..ALSO BRANDON JUST HAD TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE. OH YEAH, APPARENTLY I GAIN PREGNANCY WEIGHT ALL OVER NOT JUST IN A NEAT LITTLE BALL LIKE JEN AND JULIA!

Okay. I am going to swallow my pride here and take the damn photo. Here are the rules for photo viewing.
1. You cannot comment on the fact that I am so white I look as though I’m related to Casper the Ghost.
2. You cannot comment on the stretch marks that are already their from my pregnancy with Brandon.
3. You really cannot comment on the fact that I look like one of those people who lost 100 pounds and now has a body full of saggy skin to show for it.
With all of that said, I give you my first belly shot.