YOU WERE WRONG!

After the great poop debacle this morning Brandon took a nap. He woke up from his nap and went to sit in his chair. I noticed about 10 minutes later he was now sitting naked in his chair. It seems he was sick of his diaper. A little later I hear my mom say that there is pee in front of the toilet. Turns out Brandon really had to go but couldn’t get up there in time so he went in front (his stool wasn’t there at work so he had a hard time climbing up). She talks to him about it and says were do you potty? Brandon says in the potty. She says YES. So a little later he jumps up on the chair in her office and pees right off her chair. They talk again about where you pee. She thinks that he must be done and decides to let him walk around in some shorts with no diaper. A little later he pulls down his pants, pees a little, stops and runs to the potty to finish and pulls up his pants. After a while my dad goes into the front office where our foreman Mike’s desk is. He notices a little streak of poop on the side of the chair. As far as we could figure out, Brandon had climbed up on the chair like a potty, pulled down his pants, pooped off the chair and pulled his pants back up. We figure that the dog ate the poop since we can’t find it. For the second time today Brandon is covered in poop, however it’s all hidden inside his pants. Finally he puts a diaper on, and goes the rest of the day asking to use the potty like a good boy.

I arrived home an hour ago and my mom calls me. She is laughing so hard I can hardly understand her. It seems that Brandon had actually climbed up onto of Mike’s desk squatted down and pooped on the center of his calender. He then slid down the desk onto the chair, leaving a streak of poop across the calender and desk, then down the chair, thus the streak of poop we saw earlier.

I was rolling when she told me this. I guess also, right at the time she discovers this, Mike happens to walk in to a nice fresh baby turd square in the middle of his calender. OOOPS!

So we are at work. Mom and I are talking and she walks into the other room for something. Suddenly she notices the dog chewing on a poopy diaper that is neatly wrapped up and put into the basket on Brandon’s Tricycle. She starts to wonder if she forgot to throw away a diaper yesterday or something. She walks into my office and looks at Brandon. He is fully clothed. We think for a minute and then say, “Brandon, did you poop?” He gets the hugest grin drops his pants and sure enough he is naked under his shorts. The little stinker pooped, took off his diaper, rolled it up, put it away, put his pants back on and went on like nothing was wrong. When she went in to clean him up he was covered in poop and his shorts were CAKED in poop!

Funniest thing we have seen in a long time. Brandon is doing great at potty training and wakes up most mornings with a dry diaper and then asks to go potty. However we are still working on getting him to poop in the potty. However, apparently he is starting to learn that the poopy diaper needs to come off.

However, now the dog is sad that we took away his baby poop snack!