A few weeks ago Cakerwakers posted about the possibility of something happening to her during her surgery in a few weeks. I’ve thought this same thing. While I didn’t want to discuss it much or dwell to much on the negative I did take the time to write a letter to my son Brandon. You are all now responsible for somehow making sure this letter finds it’s way into his hands when he is older. I have kept up on writing little notes or letters to him on my other blog, Letters to Brandon, over there on the left side. So now, one of you some day, will have to remember, if anything ever happened to me, my son needs to find that site, the one that is dedicated in whole to him so he always knows, he was my whole life. Good luck ya’ll I trust one of you will succeed in your mission!
Tag: Brandon
Trick or treat…most parents deserve to get their cars egged!
Walking up to trick or treat GG (great grandma) This also counts as your belly shot for the week. I told everyone I dressed as a pumpkin!
Going to ring the doorbell
Running around like a mad man
He quickly learned that saying trit or treat got him candy.
Thank you GG
This is the famous bunny golf cart. Some of you received an email talking about this. Yes my mom is a burner (aka someone who goes to burning man) and she converted her golf cart into a permanent bunny rabbit. Wait it gets better.
He lights up! My dad drove Brandon and I all over the neighborhood to trick or treat. People were soooo jealous they didn’t have a giant bunny on wheels to trick or treat in!
Checking out all his loot.
THAT IS THE REASON PARENTS SHOULD HAVE THEIR FUCKING HOUSES EGGED! You would think will all of the news going around about NO PEANUT PRODUCTS IN SCHOOL people would be smart enough not to hand out baskets full of nothing but peanut products. I had to take away at least 20 things out of his basket because it would have killed him if he ate it. Do you know how sad it was sitting there taking away my sons candy. I just can’t believe that more emphasis hasn’t been placed on NOT PUTTING DEADLY CANDY IN KIDS BASKETS!!!!!!! I swear each time someone dropped a Reeses or a Snickers in his basket I wanted to egg them right in the face! And he was to little to know any better so when he reached in to grab he didn’t know he shouldn’t grab a Baby Ruth, he just picked something! Soooo frustrating, because I can’t even eat the stuff I had to take from him since I refuse to possibly be my sons kiss of death. Next year, Reno parents, try thinking a little and not loading your basket with Peanut M&Ms, Snickers, Baby Ruth and Reeses. It is totally useless to my child! If not you might end up with eggs in your face from one very angry mom!
In which I think I might just die of heart explosion
Me: Brandon lets go wath daddy play softball
Brandon: No I cuddle mama
Me: Passes out and dies from cuteness
This is not how you rest young man
He’s so sick he’s already lost a whole pound ugggg.
And we won’t even talk about the green carpet in his room right now! The carpet he colored with washable markers. Did you know that if you color carpet with washable market it just smears all over the carpet making it worse when you try and wash it.
Lemme clarify while washable markers do come off, me and my big pregnant body don’t have the energy to scrub the carpet right now. Soooo i took a few baby wipes and tried that. It didn’t work. So I gave up!
So that Kat doesn’t get her tubes tied
I know I complain a ton about pregnancy. I do it for the humor factor. Don’t get me wrong pregnancy is a huge pain in my ass (and back and legs and belly and feet and….) but in reality there are so many rewarding things about pregnancy and the end result. So Kat I thought I would take a few minutes to tell you all the things that are so amazing they will actually make me forget every bad thing about this pregnancy.
- Feeling the baby kick around inside of me
- Finding out I’m having another amazing little boy
- Nursing. The first time you nurse and your child looks into your eyes it is amazing
- The first smile, even if it is a fart causing it
- The first time they shiver (babies don’t shiver when they are little so its really cute when they get big and figure it out)
- The first time your son says low you too mommy (love you too)
- The first time your son spends the night away and then comes home and says I missed you
- The first time they wake you up in the morning and give you a kiss with out ever asking them too. My son gave me about 4 kisses one morning in bed then turned over and kissed Rob a bunch and just laid back down with us.
- The first time your son says momma hole you (momma hold me)
- The fist time you see your child have cake
- Having someone who considers a surprise getting a spoon full of cream cheese from the store rather then thinking a surprise was a toy or something of monetary value
- The first time you are hormonal and crying and your kid comes up and says momma you sad and kisses you
- The first time your baby learns to laugh
- The first time your child learns to make you laugh
- The first time your son says momma more tisses (more kisses) and makes you kiss them again and again and again
- The first hugs
- The first steps
- The first game of peek a boo
- The first sneeze
- The first time your baby gets hiccups outside of the womb and can’t stop is so cute. We have hours of footage of Brandon doing nothing but hiccuping
So you see Kat. It isn’t all bad. Being a mom for me, might be the very best thing that ever happened to me. And truth be told I would be pregnant for five years just to experience one amazing day with my son.
Thank you Brandon
My son is currently picking boogers out of his nose. He was simply flicking them at me. However now, he’s trying to shove his boogers in my nose. He thinks this is hilarious. I do not!
Because we be old school here
Get em mommy get em
After this he reset my game about 3 times which means in an hour I never made it past world one. I was sooooo not impressed. He on the other hand found this hilarious.
OLD MACDONALD
BRANDON WHAT DOES THE KITTY SAY? NOW
BRANDON WHAT DOES THE DOG SAY? WOO WOO
BRANDON WHAT DOES THE DUCK SAY? CACK
BRANDON WHAT DOES THE COW SAY? MOOOOOOO
BRANDON WHAT DOES THE SHEEP SAY? PAAAAAAA
BRANDON WHAT DOES THE MONSTER SAY? RAAAAAARRRRRRRWWWWWW
MAMA YOU FUNNY
MAMA YOU SILLY GIRL
MAMA YOU HELP ME BANDON
I MART (SMART)
MONTER YUTTY (MONSTER YUCKY)
BYE BYE MONTER
BYE BYE PUNTIN (PUMPKIN)
BYE BYE OUTSIDE
BYE BYE LIGHT
BYE BYE TWEE (TREE)
BYE BYE ROAD
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A TODDLER IN THE CAR
SMART ASS
Me: Brandon get out of the closet so we can change your poopy diaper
Brandon: No I playiing
Me: Brandon come on now
Brandon: No I playing
five minutes passes
Me: Brandon you come out right now
Brandon: Ooootay
Me: Brandon come on
Brandon: Walks over, shuts closet door and goes back to playing
Me: Brandon come out
Brandon: Nothing
Me: One…..two… (fyi nothing really happens when I get to three besides me actually going into the closet and grabbing him)
Brandon: Three four fibe six seben eight
Me: Very funny Brandon now come on
Brandon: No I count now
Me: SMART ASS!
Pumpkin patch
Uggg mom can we go see the horses now or what?
Really mom can we go now or what???
Yesss finally the pony!
Giddyup!
Dad, I love you and all but come on I want to play.
Can I drive please mommy?
Brandon, where are the trucks?
That way!
Yellwhoah truck
K I’m bored
Really, more with the posing
Family picture
Mom is excited about her belly, I’m excited about the giant dragon blow up castle
I had the most fun on the slide. I made mom go down, her butt didn’t fit in there very good though. I tried to go in the bounce house but the big kids wouldn’t let me jump so I climbed back out!
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