Me: Brandon we are going to go take a bath
Papa: Make sure not to fart in the tub Brandon
Brandon: We don’t fart in the tub PAAA PAAAAA you only fart on the toilet……and in pants!
Me: Brandon we are going to go take a bath
Papa: Make sure not to fart in the tub Brandon
Brandon: We don’t fart in the tub PAAA PAAAAA you only fart on the toilet……and in pants!
This is my fake plant. I hate fake plants. I find them weird. However when we went to get my couch the guy selling it handed me this plant. Not knowing what to do I took it. Later I stuck it in my living room to balance a wall until I knew what else to do. However after about an hour I decided I LOVED THIS PLANT! I can’t even begin to describe how perfect this plant looks! Plus it was free and I CAN’T KILL IT!
My mom found this little table at a garage sale (I think). It used to live next door to our work but Brandon loved it so much my mom let it move in with us. It hangs out in the living room now next to our couch giving Brandon a little area to play, color, and watch TV.
My mom got this little table for the boys at Christmas. She found it at an antique store and it is the absolute perfect size for Brandon. I put it in the dining room as a “kids table.” The truth is, my kids sit at the table with me but it was so cute I didn’t want to get rid of it after the red table moved in on its spot.
I got my fork and spoon from one of the other houses on the land where I live. They were all family owned and only the original owners lived in them. When the last of the original owners moved out she left us quite a mess. I scored these a few years ago knowing someday I would have a dining room for them. I have a nice place for them now and I love them. Below that is my new table runner I scored at TJ Maxx on clearance for $7.00.



Did I ever tell you that once upon a time my husband was a post man? Well he was. Back in the day he was a post man. Funny shorts and hat included. He told me once that when he was delivering mail he used to stop at his girlfriends house for “lunch.” You know, lunch in bed. Ever since he told me that I’ve looked at my postmen differently. The guy at my old house always had a little spring in his step and I couldn’t help but wonder, is that because he just came from his lovers house, or is it because he’s about to stop and have “lunch” somewhere near by.
Now my husband works somewhere that has drivers and he tells me how some of his guys go home and take naps during their routes. I was totally stunned. That never occurred to me. So now of course I look at all my employees and wonder if they are secretly napping somewhere.
That reminds me of the time I pulled into one of my local favorite eateries to find one of my guys parked in back NAPPING in his truck.
Do you guys have any secret things you do at work? Like the girl in my office who ALWAYS uses our stamps to mail her bills. Or the person at my husbands work who uses the laminating machine for non work related things.
What kinds of sneaky things do you do at work? Nap, have “lunch,” borrow office supplies?
And also, have any of you had “lunch” at the work place, like on premises? I have once but not at my own work place, at my boyfriends work place. And it was fucking cold!
About a month ago Dooce featured these files on her style page. The moment I saw them I fell in love. I knew I would be getting an office soon so I went online and started researching files. I found so many awesome ones, but something kept drawing me back to the pink and green. Before I knew what was happening I was clicking order and a few days later they were on my doorstep!
I purchased these boxes in blue, white and green. They retail for $21.00 on See Jane Work but while I was roaming through TJ Maxx I spotted them clearanced for $7.00 and $7.99. I snapped those bad boys right up and I now keep them on the shelf behind my desk. One holds all of Brandons school papers and art work. One holds everything of Codis and one holds all of Rob and I’s romanitcal things.
I have picked up various other things, like a desk top box for documents or the cutest little napkin box that I now use as Rob’s “in” box. Meaning stop throwing away your fucking receipts and put them on my desk!
I have a small wishlist. This desk top tray, which price wise is totally unreasonable and unless TJ Maxx somehow gets it in I will never own. But still ISN’T IT RAD!
This adorable little desktop calendar! It has a different page for every month and is eco friendly.
And for my birthday Rob is buying me this. I love the movie Office Space, and if you haven’t seen it, the red Swingline makes no sense but, I sort of feel like the red Swingline is to the office what a Kitchenaid is to the kitchen.
I have other little things I want of course but I can’t find them all online. I’ve done great shopping at Ross and TJ Maxx though. I’m finding amazing deals. I purchased the most awesome bamboo bowl to hold the rocks that Rob brings me and I got some perfect wooden utensils that hang on the wall. They were FREE as they came out of one of these old houses when we were cleaning them. I took pictures of some of the great items I have acquired for free or very little money and as soon as I upload the other 100 pictures on my camera I will post them. I think some of it is pretty neat!
Me: Alright Brandon time to shoe fly
Brandon: No mom you’re a shoe fly
Me: Well then you’re a horse fly
Brandon: Well then your a fucking fly
Me: I’m a funky fly
Brandon: No mom your a FUCKING FLY
Me: Ummm. Go tell your daddy that!
In case you’re wondering I’m doing excellent on my diet. I have another month until my one year anniversary I can’t wait to see my final weight after a full year. I have been eating excellent and making awesome choices. All but one. There is always one tiny thorn in my side.
LIMITED EDITION HOLIDAY COFFEE CREAMER. Gets me every damn year. Obviously I adjust for the extra calories but still it gets me. Yesterday while at the store picking up some last minute dinner items I saw it.
The other flavors were
It appears that the people who stole my computer are finally getting around to playing with it. Here are a few of the amusing little things I have noticed:
*Every morning I wake up to find that I have blocked 3-4 people on Yahoo Messenger. It has happened twice with my mom which means that when she is writing to ask me work related things I’m not getting it because she is blocked. Last couple mornings shes tried telling me she was writing me but I wasn’t reply and every morning I told her she was crazy, nope turns out she was right. I also apparently blocked my friend Erica and had no clue why I couldn’t see her for almost two days before I realized she was some how on my blocked list. This is a huge pain because I don’t use Yahoo the program I use Adium a program that combines my yahoo and AOL accounts in to one. While I did change my yahoo and AOL passwords somehow they were still able to access via Adium. I dunno how but dammit! This also means that in order to fix it I have to take them off the blocked list from Adium then log into Yahoo and take them off that blocked list also. UGGG!
*I woke up this morning to find my Facebook account deactivated with an email in my inbox confirming my deactivation. NO THANK YOU I did not deactivate my facebook I was just kicking Patty’s ass in parking wars! I think I did forget to change the password on this one.
*A few people have been deleted off Myspace, along with a log of my Myspace settings being all jacked up and my home page now has this weird little purple dude on it instead of my cute home page I had picked. Grrrrr. I did change this password but the stupid password reset went to my Gmail account which NO I didn’t change because I forgot I had a goddamn Gmail account linked to anything important. I have now fixed this and put the email back to my yahoo email that is safe!
*I can now tell when the fuckers are on my computer because when you open my computer it automatically opens Adium and alerts me someone is signed on in my name (*edited to add it appears that while I changed the passwords Adium somehow updates no matter where it is, so it now has deactivated accounts but new reactivated accounts that they are some how able to open.) This is such a fucking tease because it’s like, hi I know you’re there ON MY COMPUTER FUCKERS but I can’t do anything about it. My computer is set to automatically attach to any wireless network, the police said they would have to do a lot of digging to find out where they are latching on. I can’t wait to find out what else they will fuck with.
* While they were able to log into my Adium it appears they have even chatted with my friends. A couple people referenced conversations I never had, and one person got upset that I left a conversation with out a reply…a conversation I never knew I was having. They also chatted with a guy I hadn’t talked to in years that I didn’t even realize was still on AOL (I only sign on AOL to chat with Patty) and now he won’t stop popping up saying hi all the fucking time!
Another thing that massively sucks is how many passwords I can’t remember. Everything was just memorized on there and what wasn’t was saved on Stickies on my desktop (A mac feature). This means I can’t pay certain bills because I don’t remember the passwords. These are all those websites that make you come up with extra creative passwords. You know, must have 3 letters 6 numbers 2 symbols rhyme with pony and be totally non rememberable! So I can’t pay my trash bill and to pay the car payment this month OMFG! I have my bills sent paperless which is fine until you call. Push 1 for English, push 2 to pay your bill push 2 if you really want to pay, now enter your account number. FUCK! I don’t have that. Because the company doesn’t actually email me a statement they email me a note saying my statement is available to view IF I CAN JUST LOG THE FUCK IN! So then I end up pushing 0 0 0 0 0 for the operator who informs me it’s an additional 15 dollar charge to pay it over the phone with a real person. Okay fine, give me my account number and I’ll call back and pay. NOPE! Fuckers got my $15.00.
I also can’t access my blog her ads thing because I have no idea what my three log in credentials were and I tried resetting it so many times I’m locked out. I got my monthly check last week though so at least for now I know things haven’t been messed with there.
This will all be remedied Tuesday when I finally buy a new computer and we unstuff the backup of my old computer. The great thing is our computer guy had just been here the week before the break in so I have all of my pictures, passwords, songs, bookmarks and recipes backed up. The bad part is how much we paid him to do that just for the computers to get stolen. Luckily he happened to back up Rob’s too (he backed us up because we were upgrading to system 10.5 from 10.3.9) so we also have all the pictures of his ballgames and his music too!
Luckily I changed my main email password, blog password, checking account password and so on so they couldn’t go sending any crazy emails or spending money I don’t have.
Either way, this shit is annoying the piss out of me. I am reactivating Facebook and looking to see who all was deleted on Myspace and now I just need to call Adium and figure out why these people are still able to log into my name.
**Updated to add: I have not purchased a new computer yet because while we were waiting for our insurance check to arrive I was informed that Apple may or may not be coming out with a new computer. Yesterday Apple finally confirmed that on Tuesday they will be releasing new Macbooks and Macbook Pros, so the husband and I are patiently waiting until Tuesday to get our shiny new computers!