Done lost my damn mind

I just went in to go to the bathroom. I looked down and was appalled to find something blue leaking out of me onto my underwear.

I started totally freaking out and nearly had a fucking panic attack. I closed my eyes for a minute and thought about it, looked back down, came to my fucking senses and realized I was wearing underwear with goddamn fucking blue flowers on the outside.

Really Shannon, REALLY? Are you that fucking nuts!

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